08-22-2018, 12:13 PM | #526 |
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Yeah, ya can close the ad(s).
I can close the page just as easily.
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08-29-2018, 11:03 AM | #527 |
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How long can a kitten keep getting the tittie? I mean she has teeth and she loves my left foot. Just as well cuz it is about numb anyway. The 2 dogs play with her in the house one at a time. I was going to vid them this morning, but I thought to pick up some stuff so the living room would look neater. By then they was flaked out. I'll get it.
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08-29-2018, 02:35 PM | #528 |
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As long as Mammycat lets 'em.
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08-30-2018, 12:00 PM | #529 |
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Scooter Pie is a really sucky kitten.
He's almost four months old, and never misses a chance to suck on me - my earlobes, the crooks of my elbows, my wrists (when I'm wearing sleeves), and the clefts (?) of my thumbs. It wouldn't be so bad, but he drools a lot, too. I can only stand so much sucking/drooling before I have to push him off of me. |
08-30-2018, 03:37 PM | #530 |
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My boy Slick would fall asleep on my chest (no, not cozy, he was 20 lbs!) and drool would run out past his fangs and leave huge wet spots on my t-shirt.
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09-01-2018, 08:36 AM | #531 |
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Thats because you were his replacement mommy. You took over the duties of feeding and grooming. I have one that drools. She likes to lay on my shoulder when I am kicked back watching the TV. She was the runt and I spent time sticking her on the titttie. I am her mama.
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09-08-2018, 03:04 AM | #532 |
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Not the Longbranch Saloon's Miss Kitty.
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09-09-2018, 10:54 AM | #533 |
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My kitten Betty still nurses on her mother, but has found can food is not so bad. She use to smell it then turn around and try to cover the plate like the food was predigested. I remember Walmart was going to sell cans of tuna, but couldn't get past border inspection as labeled. So it came back as Greater Value tuna cat food. The tuna look like cut up sardines in a light brown gel. My cats loved it.
Back to Betty. She won't use the kitty pan, but won't mess in the house. She picks at my toes in the morning until I wake and let her out. Betty loves outside and loves air-conditioning too. She is scratching the door about 11. Damn dog taught her that trick. She plays with everything including the dog, cats and monkey. |
09-09-2018, 11:09 AM | #534 |
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And that's walmart in a can, so to speak.
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09-10-2018, 05:42 PM | #536 |
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09-11-2018, 10:43 AM | #537 |
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Freeway is a moody eater. He'll eat the parts he feels like eating. I give him a trio of dry, canned and Temptations in the morning and evening. Sometimes he'll clean the whole bowl, sometimes just the Temptations and/or dry, sometimes just the canned.
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09-11-2018, 10:45 AM | #538 |
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Pretty Kitteh.
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09-11-2018, 01:29 PM | #539 |
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Spoiled brat.
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09-11-2018, 02:50 PM | #540 |
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Freeway is an apt name - you can tell he keeps his headlights in excellent operating condition.
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