You, RFN, 2011.... - Page 37

Big Sarge · 08-22-2011, 10:55 PM

i've been looking for a nice place to retire to without extradition treaties

grynch · 08-23-2011, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Grynch, nice to have a face to go with the posts...Just so ya know: I'm jealous. I've always wanted to go to Switzerland. And to live there? Oh, man...

digger,
step one.... go on to the internet ( ok, I see you've got that covered )
step two.... start chatting with a beautiful woman with whom you wish to
spend the rest of your mortal life.
step three... move.

voila .

Big Sarge · 08-26-2011, 09:13 PM

From yesterday. I had a "professional pedicure" from Addie. She says I am a big girl now. LOL

Lola Bunny · 08-26-2011, 10:58 PM

I was like...

scary red toes. Then I read your post. How sweet that you played make-up with your daughter.

Spexxvet · 08-27-2011, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

From yesterday. I had a "professional pedicure" from Addie. She says I am a big girl now. LOL

I dare you to let her pluck your toe hair.

Lola Bunny · 08-27-2011, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I dare you to let her pluck your toe hair.

Or wax! Try waxing...

Big Sarge · 08-27-2011, 04:51 PM

I can go only so far. She was pouting because she wanted to do my finger nails, but i didn't have any nail polish remover & I was scared I would get called out on an emergency.

All three of my girls gang up on me to trim my nose & ear hair plus eyebrows. They giggle when I howl in pain

Gravdigr · 08-28-2011, 03:48 PM

Heh, all I can think about is I hope you don't have to go to the hospital with your toenails still cherry red!!

Gravdigr · 08-28-2011, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grynch

digger,
step one.... go on to the internet ( ok, I see you've got that covered )
step two.... start chatting with a beautiful woman with whom you wish to
spend the rest of your mortal life.
step three... move.

voila .

I have the feeling there may be a step (or twenty) left out.

But, at least now I have a plan.

Sundae · 09-03-2011, 04:08 PM

Me and my Peach Melba hair.
Taken earlier today, but have been uploading photos to the Aylesbury thread.

The odd dusty quality comes from some spray-on pink dye that I used today, so the boys (pupils, not conquests) could see what it looked like pink. I'm thinking of re-dying to copper or brown by the time we start back at school on Wednesday. See what the Headmaster says on our training day on Monday!

Big Sarge · 09-03-2011, 04:15 PM

lovely!!

footfootfoot · 09-03-2011, 07:22 PM

"Peach Melba" is forever connected to an exchange my friend overheard one night between a cop and a pair of streetwalkers beneath her window at 2:00am Saturday morning:

"We ain't loitering officer, we sitting. Our NAMES? what you wanna know our names for? My name is Peach Melba, and this is my girlfriend; Ambrosia Deluxe."

ZenGum · 09-03-2011, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Heh, all I can think about is I hope you don't have to go to the hospital with your toenails still cherry red!!

How do you think he finally got them to take his condition seriously?

BigV · 09-06-2011, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

"Peach Melba" is forever connected to an exchange my friend overheard one night between a cop and a pair of streetwalkers beneath her window at 2:00am Saturday morning:

"We ain't loitering officer, we sitting. Our NAMES? what you wanna know our names for? My name is Peach Melba, and this is my girlfriend; Ambrosia Deluxe."

That's Ambrosia Delight, not deluxe. And it's just $3.00. or Whatever.

actual menu, photo taken yesterday.

Sundae · 09-07-2011, 08:42 AM

I'm up for a bit of the old whatever, especially at that price!

08-22-2011, 10:55 PM	#541
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	i've been looking for a nice place to retire to without extradition treaties __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-26-2011, 09:13 PM	#543
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	From yesterday. I had a "professional pedicure" from Addie. She says I am a big girl now. LOL Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-27-2011, 04:51 PM	#547
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I can go only so far. She was pouting because she wanted to do my finger nails, but i didn't have any nail polish remover & I was scared I would get called out on an emergency. All three of my girls gang up on me to trim my nose & ear hair plus eyebrows. They giggle when I howl in pain __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-28-2011, 03:48 PM	#548
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Heh, all I can think about is I hope you don't have to go to the hospital with your toenails still cherry red!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-03-2011, 04:08 PM	#550
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Me and my Peach Melba hair. Taken earlier today, but have been uploading photos to the Aylesbury thread. The odd dusty quality comes from some spray-on pink dye that I used today, so the boys (pupils, not conquests) could see what it looked like pink. I'm thinking of re-dying to copper or brown by the time we start back at school on Wednesday. See what the Headmaster says on our training day on Monday! Attached Images __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-26-2011, 10:58 PM	#544
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I was like... scary red toes. Then I read your post. How sweet that you played make-up with your daughter.

09-03-2011, 04:15 PM	#551
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	lovely!! __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

09-03-2011, 07:22 PM	#552
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	"Peach Melba" is forever connected to an exchange my friend overheard one night between a cop and a pair of streetwalkers beneath her window at 2:00am Saturday morning: "We ain't loitering officer, we sitting. Our NAMES? what you wanna know our names for? My name is Peach Melba, and this is my girlfriend; Ambrosia Deluxe." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-07-2011, 08:42 AM	#555
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm up for a bit of the old whatever, especially at that price! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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