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Old 10-03-2008, 12:27 PM   #5716
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:33 PM   #5717
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Well that sounds like a challenge. If I can get a 15 with my measuring tape I'll post it!


Nevermind. I just got a 22.
Don't do it Cic, you have so much to live for! A wasp waist isn't everything.
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:36 PM   #5718
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A wasp waist is not only not everything, it's nothing.

I mean, a cute little waist is one thing, being cinched to look like a blow-up doll that didn't make it past inspection is another.

Ewwww.
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:12 PM   #5719
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Some of my friends are into that stuff, way into that stuff. I don't give a flying...

They even pierce their backs to tie the strings and pull! Uuuugh....I'm not into it. Can you say flesh corset?
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:19 PM   #5720
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proportions people, proportions. my neck is bigger than 15 inches. ugh.






or, as John would say,

Pictures people, pictures!
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:54 PM   #5721
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I took this one at a local venue, they were getting ready to hang from the ceiling at the club.



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Old 10-03-2008, 01:59 PM   #5722
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A wasp waist is not only not everything, it's nothing.
Shawnee, Shawnee, Shawnee. And from you, too.

I just got a .22 A .22? That's why it hurts.
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Well that sounds like a challenge. If I can get a 15 with my measuring tape I'll post it!


Nevermind. I just got a 22.

Don't do it Cic, you have so much to live for! A wasp waist isn't everything.
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Old 10-03-2008, 02:05 PM   #5723
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Duhhhhhh.

Sorry man, can you ever forgive me?
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Old 10-03-2008, 03:18 PM   #5724
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Maybe just this once. You know what would cheer me though?
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Old 10-03-2008, 03:43 PM   #5725
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Old 10-03-2008, 03:48 PM   #5726
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Old 10-03-2008, 04:30 PM   #5727
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Damn those are killer hair-do's!
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Old 10-03-2008, 07:42 PM   #5728
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As I once said in response to some old home movies from the same era.. "Oh, sorry, I thought it was Attack of the Beehive Monsters from Planet Revlon."
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Old 10-04-2008, 10:38 AM   #5729
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OJ's conviction made me remember that I had these two beauties in my collection:

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Old 10-04-2008, 10:51 AM   #5730
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Well that sounds like a challenge. If I can get a 15 with my measuring tape I'll post it!


Nevermind. I just got a 22.
i got a 19.5 around my neck......18 around my bicep......and......44 around my waist and 55 chest! oh ...i'm doomed.

the intarwebs say that if your waist is in excess of 40" you're a fat slob and will be stone dead in a moment.
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