The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 385

Cicero · 10-08-2008, 03:40 PM

Jester, I hope that isn't your car. Oh hai!!

jester · 10-08-2008, 03:43 PM

Oh no, I'd kill!

jester · 10-08-2008, 03:47 PM

I'm seriously thinking that they could use this for the "Axe" commercials.

footfootfoot · 10-08-2008, 03:55 PM

I can't help but notice what rudimentary handles those mattocks have. I wonder if they are meant to be semi disposable.

glatt · 10-08-2008, 03:57 PM

Must be. I was wondering why anyone would leave a perfectly good tool at the scene, let alone 5 of them.

classicman · 10-08-2008, 03:57 PM

They were the cheapest she could buy and yes they are.

jester · 10-08-2008, 04:01 PM

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And just for clarification purposes, I would never do that to a guys car.

Shawnee123 · 10-08-2008, 04:04 PM

Hee.

Yeah, I had a problem with that song "maybe next time he'll think before he cheats."

I have wayyyyyy better ways to get revenge than to fuck up his car. That's so...billy.

Well, I don't really have wayyyyyy better ways but I'll sure give him an angry glance that could, possibly, melt him.

Anyway, the best revenge is to walk away and act like you don't care. The best revenge is to portray back to him how little he must have meant because you're not upset. The best revenge is to be a classier human being than the little chick he's taken up with. And it's free.

Cicero · 10-08-2008, 04:06 PM

Hmm...no one is that stupid are they? An actual photo of committing the crime and then letting it leak onto the internet? Oh jeez.

Shawnee123 · 10-08-2008, 04:08 PM

Being caught and prosecuted is not a deterrent, in a crime of passion.

HungLikeJesus · 10-08-2008, 04:09 PM

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And just for clarification purposes, I would never do that to a guys car.

That guy deserved it. Look at how he parked!

Cicero · 10-08-2008, 04:10 PM

Such a crime of passion that you have asked your friend to show up at a predetermined time to take the photos? In broad daylight? Maybe she could put it as her account photo on match.com.

Oh I get it. It was her car too and this is her way of getting a new one.

jester · 10-08-2008, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

That guy deserved it. Look at how he parked!

totally - it's like he's taking two spaces!

Shawnee123 · 10-08-2008, 04:11 PM

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Such a crime of passion that you have asked your friend to show up at a predetermined time to take the photos? In broad daylight? Maybe she could put it as her account photo on match.com

pssst, they got these here new-fangled sale phones, they take pitchers and type and everythin'

Cicero · 10-08-2008, 04:13 PM

But still...why are they taking photos of it? Something to show the grandkids? A reminder for future lovers?

10-08-2008, 03:40 PM	#5761
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Jester, I hope that isn't your car. Oh hai!! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-08-2008, 03:55 PM	#5764
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I can't help but notice what rudimentary handles those mattocks have. I wonder if they are meant to be semi disposable. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-08-2008, 03:57 PM	#5766
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	They were the cheapest she could buy and yes they are. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-08-2008, 04:04 PM	#5768
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hee. Yeah, I had a problem with that song "maybe next time he'll think before he cheats." I have wayyyyyy better ways to get revenge than to fuck up his car. That's so...billy. Well, I don't really have wayyyyyy better ways but I'll sure give him an angry glance that could, possibly, melt him. Anyway, the best revenge is to walk away and act like you don't care. The best revenge is to portray back to him how little he must have meant because you're not upset. The best revenge is to be a classier human being than the little chick he's taken up with. And it's free. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-08-2008, 04:06 PM	#5769
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Hmm...no one is that stupid are they? An actual photo of committing the crime and then letting it leak onto the internet? Oh jeez. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-08-2008, 03:43 PM	#5762
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Oh no, I'd kill!

10-08-2008, 03:47 PM	#5763
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	I'm seriously thinking that they could use this for the "Axe" commercials.

10-08-2008, 03:57 PM	#5765
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Must be. I was wondering why anyone would leave a perfectly good tool at the scene, let alone 5 of them.

10-08-2008, 04:01 PM	#5767
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	And just for clarification purposes, I would never do that to a guys car.

10-08-2008, 04:08 PM	#5770
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Being caught and prosecuted is not a deterrent, in a crime of passion. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-08-2008, 04:10 PM	#5772
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Such a crime of passion that you have asked your friend to show up at a predetermined time to take the photos? In broad daylight? Maybe she could put it as her account photo on match.com. Oh I get it. It was her car too and this is her way of getting a new one. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-08-2008, 04:13 PM	#5775
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	But still...why are they taking photos of it? Something to show the grandkids? A reminder for future lovers? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

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