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10-13-2008, 07:12 PM
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Operations Operative
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10-13-2008, 08:19 PM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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10-14-2008, 08:14 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Raise your hand if you'd rather be in front of that polar bear than in front of that scary ass dog.
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10-14-2008, 08:31 AM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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I must have that mug. Love it!
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10-14-2008, 08:44 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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Here you go, then.
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10-14-2008, 09:38 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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Dar, you are awesome!
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10-14-2008, 09:45 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Location: Chicago suburb
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10-14-2008, 11:06 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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This one isn't so much of a WTF. It's more of a WHY TF?
What's the point of a wedding dress train that's 219 yards long anyway?
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10-14-2008, 11:33 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Attention.
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10-14-2008, 11:40 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
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Excess. Everyone wants to be American.
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10-14-2008, 11:41 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Location: West Yorkshire
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To get your picture in the Cellar!
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10-14-2008, 11:50 AM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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10-14-2008, 11:56 AM
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The future is unwritten
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It's a wedding. Gotta give all the weeping ladies a place to blow their nose.
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10-14-2008, 12:04 PM
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lives inside a Mobius strip
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 That little monster reminds me of a story a veterinarian friend told about the time he was trying to vaccinate a pet monkey and the monkey grabbed the syringe. Then the fun began!
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10-14-2008, 02:51 PM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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