02-25-2010, 12:31 AM | #571 |
I'm still a jerk
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I WANT ONE!
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03-08-2010, 11:37 PM | #572 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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03-12-2010, 08:41 PM | #573 |
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Bacon donut
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03-13-2010, 10:18 PM | #574 |
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/ed...acon-lamp.html
http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/yo...rying-pan.html "Toby Elles, a 22-year-old from Lancaster, Britain, set off to make himself a late-night snack, but got a lot more than he bargained for. "After drinking a few beers with his housemate, Toby thought some bacon would make a great snack before hitting the sack, so he put it into the frying pan, turned on the oven and lied down on the couch. An hour later, he woke up to a house filled with smoke and, worse still, burned bacon. It was a true culinary disaster that could have had dire consequences. "But after scraping the bacon off the pan, young Toby Elles learned miracles can be born out of disasters. The face of Jesus Christ was staring back at him, from the pan! The greasy image had eyes, nose and all the distinctive features of our Lord. Toby now thinks it was, no doubt, some sort of miracle, and decided never to wash the sacred pan. He’s even taking into consideration placing it in a glass cabinet, so it can protect him, in the future. "All I have to say is this: If this doesn’t prove the divine nature of bacon, I don’t know what will!"
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03-17-2010, 06:41 PM | #575 |
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St Pats bacon
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03-17-2010, 07:17 PM | #576 |
Gone and done
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03-17-2010, 07:24 PM | #577 |
Come on, cat.
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So where exactly is the line between bacon and lard?
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03-17-2010, 08:05 PM | #578 |
I can hear my ears
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Somewhere in Hatfield, Pa
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Thanks to jury duty, where I was trapped talking to one of their employees for several hours, I now know that they are called the "Home of the Smiling Porker" because of the electrocution rictus the pigs look like they're smiling. I was very upset when they removed the smiling pig cartoon and that tagline from the sign at the plant. At least they still have the statue of the happy pig being escorted to it's certain death by the hog-wrangler (not sure if that's Mr. Hatfield or not).
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03-18-2010, 04:19 PM | #580 |
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a bacon tampon?
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03-18-2010, 04:21 PM | #581 |
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....apparently it's a bacon of hate which, of course, is so much less WTF
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03-22-2010, 05:00 AM | #582 |
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And this was stumbled upon also.
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03-22-2010, 08:58 AM | #584 |
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Somebody put a celery stalk on the plate.
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