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Old 12-10-2007, 06:32 PM   #46
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I love infomercials too! They're so cheesy, that they're delicious!

(couldn't find that licky tounge smiley, so the frog will do)
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:35 PM   #47
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I was watching ION earlier, and up came one of those ads by the Mormons trying to push one of their 'holy books' on the viewer.

Why is it that they are the only religion that feels they have to advertise on TV.
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:39 PM   #48
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Quote:
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I love infomercials too! They're so cheesy, that they're delicious!
To each his/her/it's own I s'pose, but they're are far better things on TV. :p
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:53 PM   #49
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OK how bout the Captain Morgans commercials? My favis the two guys that come out of the bar obviously toasted - order a pizza, TO GO, and get a ride home with the delivery guy. Very creative.
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:49 AM   #50
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I despise all commercials for impotency medication, feminine products, antidepressants, medicine to make you pee and poop more or less than you currently do, and especially the Head On commercials. Apply directly to my ass!
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:07 PM   #51
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I like the Taco Bell commercials where the lady has the bacon taco-whatever in her purse. Using the aroma of bacon to attract the male of the species!
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:44 PM   #52
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OH! The new free credit report.com commercials...with the singing guys. I love those!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWnUmpQhiOw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpB19...eature=related
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Old 04-24-2008, 06:50 PM   #53
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oh, yeah, they're great!
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:50 AM   #54
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I like those creditreport ones too.

I hate the "high speed internet" ones. The people talking really deep and slow. The scaffolding guys. The train/subway guys. Annoying!

Almost as bad as dude talking about using Cialis because he can wait "until Sally is ready." My 'roommate' wants to meet Sally.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:04 AM   #55
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uhg. the ED ones are worse than tampon commercials!
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:26 PM   #56
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I love the one about the Pest control system that you plug into your electric outlet and it emits pest-repelling frquencies. In one of the testimonials, the guy says: "...and the best thing about it? It's the number one product of it's kind on the market."

And this is just a regular joe blow, giving his opinion in his own words?! "It's the number one product of it's kind on the market." ha ha ha
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Old 04-25-2008, 12:27 PM   #57
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I'm not sure why, but my son absolutely loathes any commercials from Sylvan Learning Center.
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Old 04-25-2008, 07:58 PM   #58
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The talking stain just never stops being funny to me...
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Old 04-25-2008, 08:11 PM   #59
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"honey, have you seen the Utility bill?"

"no, dear, what about it?"

" well it's much lower than this time last year."

a home despot ad about 'green' appliances.

the utility bill

it's insulting for some reason.
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Old 04-25-2008, 09:25 PM   #60
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Are you outside of PECO country?
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