Nocturnal Bag Rattler - Page 4

plthijinx · 01-14-2004, 09:15 PM

hey wolf, can i have what's left of the mouse after you hit it with theeeeee .40, is it? i could use the remnants for NBN's heater intake on his acura

wolf · 01-15-2004, 12:34 AM

That's a subcompact .45. As far as remnants, I don't think there will be much left, but you're welcome to them, unless slang is gonna tan the hide of Spartacus and the rest of his family and make something out of them.

slang · 01-15-2004, 01:11 AM

All of your suggestions are good. Some are also pretty damn funny too. I dont think I'm going to euthanize him right away. Unless he pisses me off in some way, then hes a gonner.

My preferred method of disposal will be by gassing via propane gas. He'll go softly to sleep....and wake up dead. No pain or anxiety, no muss, no fuss. It has a certain Nazilike flavor to it but I really think it'd be the best method since I cant give him a lethal injection.

Spartacus is resting quietly in the bottom of my garbage can right now and he may just stay there enjoying "3 hots and a cot". The next stage is to see how many others there are and maybe catching them too. There's plenty of room at the bottom of the can for a coupla mice.

I can hear him right now munching on some Doritos I left for him.

He's got food and water.....and some furniture down there. He might actually like it there.

As soon as reasonably possible, he'll have cellar access with his own login.

I lowered the cam into the can for this close up ( do I have time on my fucking hands er what )

wolf · 01-15-2004, 01:16 AM

He's much cuter now that he's not sticky with chocolate milk remains.

Griff · 01-15-2004, 06:58 AM

You understand that its cruel and unusual if he doesn't have cable in that lock-up.

wolf · 01-15-2004, 10:12 AM

He doesn't have cable for himself.

If Spartacus wanted cable he could have gone next door or downstairs.

dar512 · 01-15-2004, 10:40 AM

The trash can looks like it's plastic. Unless it's really thick, I would expect a breakout at any time. Mice are really good chewers.

Slartibartfast · 01-15-2004, 11:54 AM

Aside from fears of mice carrying fleas which have PLAGUE, you could keep him for his natural lifespan of about two years and let him die a natural death.

Or how about a nice drive to the country and a quick toss of mousie out window into a field.

Elspode · 01-15-2004, 12:03 PM

I still think you're missing an opportunity to add another page to the ever-growing repository of valuable pseudo-science on the Internet if you don't launch him.

wolf · 01-15-2004, 01:03 PM

Blackpowder can be used as a propellant ...

Griff · 01-15-2004, 01:54 PM

Nah, wolf is right the slow daily death of shift work with NEPA woodchucks will teach Spartacus the true cost his free loading lifestyle.

ndetroit · 01-15-2004, 04:23 PM

Just take him and let him out somewhere in a field somewhere...

I know it's not as satisfying, but... at least then he'll make a good meal for some fox or farm cat...

xoxoxoBruce · 01-15-2004, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dar512
The trash can looks like it's plastic. Unless it's really thick, I would expect a breakout at any time. Mice are really good chewers.

Damn straight. My dad had one get caught in a fiberglass tank and chewed it's way out through a half inch thick wall.

slang · 01-16-2004, 12:56 AM

I'm hearing him crunch a Dorito right now. He asked me for it.
At this point I think hes enjoying himself.

I made a little house for him after seeing him shiver. Christ, I've turned into a liberal Democrat!

wolf · 01-16-2004, 01:39 AM

Whatever you do, don't offer him universal healthcare.

(oh my gods. I am quite concerned. Could someone please run up and check on him? It's the cold. It has to be the cold.)

View Poll Results: What should I do with this mouse?
Shoot the bastard and have him mounted	4	25.00%
Use a snap trap	0	0%
Use a sticky trap	0	0%
Get a mouser cat	3	18.75%
Make a small chair and set up a cellar account for him	9	56.25%
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01-14-2004, 09:15 PM	#46
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	hey wolf, can i have what's left of the mouse after you hit it with theeeeee .40, is it? i could use the remnants for NBN's heater intake on his acura __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream. Last edited by plthijinx; 01-14-2004 at 09:18 PM.

01-15-2004, 12:34 AM	#47
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That's a subcompact .45. As far as remnants, I don't think there will be much left, but you're welcome to them, unless slang is gonna tan the hide of Spartacus and the rest of his family and make something out of them. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-15-2004, 01:11 AM	#48
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	All of your suggestions are good. Some are also pretty damn funny too. I dont think I'm going to euthanize him right away. Unless he pisses me off in some way, then hes a gonner. My preferred method of disposal will be by gassing via propane gas. He'll go softly to sleep....and wake up dead. No pain or anxiety, no muss, no fuss. It has a certain Nazilike flavor to it but I really think it'd be the best method since I cant give him a lethal injection. Spartacus is resting quietly in the bottom of my garbage can right now and he may just stay there enjoying "3 hots and a cot". The next stage is to see how many others there are and maybe catching them too. There's plenty of room at the bottom of the can for a coupla mice. I can hear him right now munching on some Doritos I left for him. He's got food and water.....and some furniture down there. He might actually like it there. As soon as reasonably possible, he'll have cellar access with his own login. I lowered the cam into the can for this close up ( do I have time on my fucking hands er what ) Attached Images

01-15-2004, 01:16 AM	#49
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	He's much cuter now that he's not sticky with chocolate milk remains. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-15-2004, 06:58 AM	#50
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You understand that its cruel and unusual if he doesn't have cable in that lock-up. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-15-2004, 10:12 AM	#51
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	He doesn't have cable for himself. If Spartacus wanted cable he could have gone next door or downstairs. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-15-2004, 10:40 AM	#52
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	The trash can looks like it's plastic. Unless it's really thick, I would expect a breakout at any time. Mice are really good chewers.

01-15-2004, 11:54 AM	#53
Slartibartfast \|-0-\| <-0-> \|-0-\| Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 516	Aside from fears of mice carrying fleas which have PLAGUE, you could keep him for his natural lifespan of about two years and let him die a natural death. Or how about a nice drive to the country and a quick toss of mousie out window into a field.

01-15-2004, 12:03 PM	#54
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I still think you're missing an opportunity to add another page to the ever-growing repository of valuable pseudo-science on the Internet if you don't launch him. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-15-2004, 01:03 PM	#55
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Blackpowder can be used as a propellant ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-15-2004, 01:54 PM	#56
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Nah, wolf is right the slow daily death of shift work with NEPA woodchucks will teach Spartacus the true cost his free loading lifestyle. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-15-2004, 04:23 PM	#57
ndetroit Master Locutor Join Date: May 2001 Location: vancouver Posts: 158	Just take him and let him out somewhere in a field somewhere... I know it's not as satisfying, but... at least then he'll make a good meal for some fox or farm cat...

01-16-2004, 12:56 AM	#59
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I'm hearing him crunch a Dorito right now. He asked me for it. At this point I think hes enjoying himself. I made a little house for him after seeing him shiver. Christ, I've turned into a liberal Democrat!

01-16-2004, 01:39 AM	#60
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Whatever you do, don't offer him universal healthcare. (oh my gods. I am quite concerned. Could someone please run up and check on him? It's the cold. It has to be the cold.) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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