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03-15-2004, 09:01 AM | #46 |
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I own all of you
because I'm the champion of making Haiku
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin Last edited by Radar; 03-15-2004 at 09:04 AM. |
03-15-2004, 09:51 AM | #47 | ||
I can hear my ears
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Quote:
Quote:
would you mind sharing a real one with us, then?
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03-15-2004, 10:06 AM | #48 |
Your Bartender
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Boring silliness
The Internet wastes my time I'll go read a book |
03-15-2004, 02:55 PM | #49 |
Lecturer
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half cup chocolate
one and a half cups of cream the mousse is so good semisweet is best heavy whipping cream's a must first boil the cream add the chocolate melt the chocolate in cream whip the mix up good refrigerate it now you are ready to eat you will see heaven |
03-15-2004, 03:22 PM | #50 |
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Formatting Haiku
Is not very important if it all adds up The number of lines is fairly irrelevant and the poet's choice But if you insist, I can format my poem, to make you happy.
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
03-15-2004, 03:25 PM | #51 |
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Libertarian, defender of liberty, our last and best hope.
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin |
03-17-2004, 12:29 AM | #52 |
I can hear my ears
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the night i noticed
as the river rolled by me i was so happy
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03-17-2004, 03:39 AM | #53 |
Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic
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I joined The Cellar,
Looking for enlightenment, I got a T-Shirt |
03-17-2004, 03:42 AM | #54 |
Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic
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Screeching, groaning, graunch.
Shuddering to a shaky halt, My brakes need honing |
03-17-2004, 03:54 AM | #55 |
Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic
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Greasy demeanour,
Poking in my cars privates, "It's gonna cost ya" Sigh. Resignation. My baby monstered by this thug, Go ahead, be gentle! Belies appearance, His surgery leaves no scars She stops on a dime. |
03-17-2004, 12:43 PM | #56 |
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Annoying these are.
Much like Yoda-speech they sound. Talk normal, dammit!
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03-17-2004, 01:40 PM | #57 |
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:APPLAUSE: novice & rich.....good ones!
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03-19-2004, 09:09 PM | #58 |
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I read these haikus
Their fine precision moves me Such exact rhythm So precise the syllables So LumberJim, tanka you:p
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
03-19-2004, 09:34 PM | #59 |
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Haiku Pikachu
I choose you to fight for me Fast attack George Bush Image of the Day Cute animals on fridays Pot luck otherwise Google whale penis The Cellar will be rank one We stand by this cause Haiku on diet It has lost five syllables |
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