03-03-2019, 07:42 AM | #46 |
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Don't use the microwave.
Use the oven instead. Let's be healthy. Fuck bread. |
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I see what you did there. Acknowledged and approved, sir.
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03-03-2019, 11:09 AM | #49 |
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Fuck bread.
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03-03-2019, 11:24 AM | #50 |
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Ha!
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The turntables are in-built, or built-in, I ferget which, now-a-days. Wouldn't have a micro without one, tbh.
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03-03-2019, 12:06 PM | #54 |
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What is it w/microwaves and regular ovens? I bought a microwave a while back to replace one that was haunted.
The old micro thawed a pound of hamburger in about eight minutes. The new one's manual calls for 15+ minutes. Hell, I can do it that fast in a warm bowl of water! Our regular oven was trying to burn the house down so the 'rents went out and got a new one. The old oven would preheat to 445 degrees in 4 minutes 15 seconds (I used 445 because 450 takes an extra 2 minutes 15 seconds, what's 5 degrees?). The new one? 12-16 minutes so far. And the new one when preheating shows the temp instead of time remaining,<--which I find more useful. I was expecting better heating performance, especially when you consider the price: $666 and change, I shit you not. I told them "If you'd waited a couple days, I'd have bought a used one for a couple hundred bucks. Here's a couple hundred bucks."
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03-03-2019, 12:06 PM | #55 |
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And I didn't drink for week.
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The old man would invariably spill shit in there (or cook it so long that it boiled over), and that shit would get beneath the plate and gunk up the little wheels of the tripod thing that held the plate. PITA!! |
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03-03-2019, 12:23 PM | #57 |
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Ooohhhhhhh, that. Yeah I can see the pita what with the tripod and the wheels and the stuff...
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03-03-2019, 12:28 PM | #58 |
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Oh yeah, that would be a pain in the ass. I don't have that problem, the glass plate is 18" in diameter and has a lip to stop anything that does boil over. I only have spatters on the walls/ceiling/door from not covering stuff I reheat.
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Mine just has a tiny little three-petaled--thing--that the big ol' plate kinda sets on, no wheels.
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