06-30-2012, 11:45 AM | #61 |
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I am sorry about yr finger ...
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07-02-2012, 11:05 AM | #62 |
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I got home last night to find a little baby scorpion in my bathroom sink. Barely a half inch long. And it got FLUSHED. And somehow, I slept just fine! I *HATE* scorpions!
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07-02-2012, 04:11 PM | #63 |
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I've lived in AZ for over 6 years now and i have never seen a scorpion.
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07-02-2012, 04:15 PM | #64 |
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51st century pheromones. You people have no idea.
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07-03-2012, 12:19 AM | #65 |
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07-05-2012, 03:33 PM | #66 |
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I still have an ouchie. Of course most of the guys swear it is herpes. LOL
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07-05-2012, 03:56 PM | #67 |
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You done gone n got bit by a skank-ass scorpion!?
If I ever get the Big H, I hope I can remember to say "I caught it from a scorpion."
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Quote:
They ain't that big! lol
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07-10-2012, 05:21 PM | #69 |
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It was blowing me.
And like a dumbass, I asked it to tickle my balls... It did.
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07-12-2012, 05:39 PM | #70 |
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Look! It is almost all dried up. It barely weeps. The Army should really do a better job about warning us of the danger of herpes from scorpions. Geez, I'm scared to stick my finger anyplace now
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07-12-2012, 05:40 PM | #71 |
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BTW, many of you know I am back in MS. My hearing before the Board of Aldermen is next Tuesday
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07-13-2012, 12:14 AM | #73 |
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Thanks buddy, but things look pretty grim at this point. I admit I'm sweating it & feeling persecuted.
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07-13-2012, 12:39 AM | #74 |
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Another blurry pic, but it illustrates the typical day of a soldier. LOL
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07-13-2012, 12:59 AM | #75 |
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That must be your fan club.
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