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View Poll Results: How long have you been with your Significant Other?
Single all the way, baby 3 4.84%
Single at the moment 6 9.68%
Less than 3 months 0 0%
3-6 months 0 0%
6 monthe - 1 year 1 1.61%
1-3 years 7 11.29%
3-5 years 4 6.45%
5-10 years 11 17.74%
10-20 years 21 33.87%
20-30 years 7 11.29%
>30 years 2 3.23%
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Old 04-26-2009, 12:29 AM   #76
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But does your left hand know?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

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I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:30 AM   #77
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If you do it with your left hand it feels like someone else.
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Old 04-26-2009, 03:04 PM   #78
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If you use someone else's left hand, it's even better.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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Old 04-26-2009, 08:03 PM   #79
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So does using your left hand make it cheating on your right hand? Or not because you have an open relationship?
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:21 PM   #80
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I prefer using an old person's hand. Especially if they have some sort of palsy.
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:43 PM   #81
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Oh, so, still attached to the old person is what you meant?
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Old 05-08-2009, 02:49 PM   #82
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You are on a roll today, Clodfobble.
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Old 05-09-2009, 02:27 AM   #83
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Planning a trip for the 25th wedding aniv. and can't decide between a week in Jamacia or St. Martin.
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Old 05-09-2009, 12:56 PM   #84
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Spending our 15th apart -I will be at daughter's overnight camp
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Old 05-10-2009, 06:32 PM   #85
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This one time, at band camp....
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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Old 05-13-2009, 06:36 AM   #86
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Planning a trip for the 25th wedding aniv. and can't decide between a week in Jamacia or St. Martin.
Decisions, decisions...
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:12 AM   #87
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Just managed to scrape in 35 years...
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:40 AM   #88
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congrats!
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:47 AM   #89
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Flint and I have been married 4 years ... as of yesterday.
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