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Old 12-02-2011, 12:11 PM   #9721
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I haven't understood any of the jokes around here lately. I still don't get that Jefferson Starship one.
Marty Balin was a member of Jefferson Airplane. That one?
Balin baleen

OR were you talking about what a joke Jefferson Starship was? cuz that shit belongs in truly tasteless jokes
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Old 12-02-2011, 12:33 PM   #9722
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Old 12-02-2011, 01:46 PM   #9723
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cute baby vids, sure

ths one is wtf tho.

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Old 12-02-2011, 01:53 PM   #9724
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cute baby vids, sure

ths one is wtf tho.

Baby J-Lo
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:57 PM   #9725
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That's not a "baby," that's a child of indeterminate age with some form of dwarfism and possibly a mental disability as well (it's hard to tell without knowing the language she's supposed to be speaking.)
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Old 12-02-2011, 03:34 PM   #9726
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Old 12-03-2011, 04:31 PM   #9727
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Fuckin' A.
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Old 12-04-2011, 11:57 PM   #9728
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Marty Balin was a member of Jefferson Airplane. That one?
Balin baleen

OR were you talking about what a joke Jefferson Starship was? cuz that shit belongs in truly tasteless jokes
Actually, "Dragonfly", Jefferson Starship's first album (circa 1974), was pretty damn great. I saw that tour, and it would have been awesome had it not been for the fact that Grace Slick was smashed out of her mind.
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:43 PM   #9729
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:49 PM   #9730
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Old 12-05-2011, 06:08 PM   #9731
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Old 12-07-2011, 06:48 AM   #9732
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I wondered how that one would go over.

It's a bear trap, Bear Grylls, that is.
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Old 12-07-2011, 07:55 AM   #9733
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Old 12-07-2011, 09:07 AM   #9734
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Old 12-07-2011, 09:16 AM   #9735
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Especially the way they so tenderly carry their young.
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