05-25-2007, 11:26 AM | #961 |
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HI LOOKOUT! Good to see you here!
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05-25-2007, 11:49 AM | #962 |
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Well if you are trying to conceive, I would rule out anal as part of the experiment. lol!!!
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05-25-2007, 12:28 PM | #963 |
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Sheldon! You're not around as much these days. Good to see you!
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05-25-2007, 01:11 PM | #964 |
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Really? Then where are all these shithead assholes coming from anyway?
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05-25-2007, 01:22 PM | #965 |
no not that other guy, the other one
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That reminds me. My son likes this show called, "The Goodnight Show." The former host got canned (this is a pun) for doing a comedic PSA on taking it anally only so she didn't get pregnant and mess up her future. Hilarious. The ironic part is that doing the skit actually messed up her future.
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05-25-2007, 01:59 PM | #966 | |
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newguy, I loved those clips she did.. there was a second one where her mother introduced her to a vibrator. I thought they were hilarious, and I thought PBS was being extra anal (pardon the pun) to get rid of her. |
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05-25-2007, 02:00 PM | #967 |
no not that other guy, the other one
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I haven't seen the vibrator one. Wouldn't happen to have a link would you?
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05-25-2007, 07:56 PM | #968 |
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Youtube has everything.
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05-28-2007, 12:47 AM | #970 |
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05-29-2007, 09:18 AM | #971 |
no not that other guy, the other one
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I like it when easy girls like me. So, to me, it means a lot.
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05-30-2007, 05:58 PM | #972 |
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WHAT is the point of this thread???
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05-30-2007, 08:40 PM | #973 |
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It's called the sex thread. Where people talk about shrimping boats and oreo cookies, of course.
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05-30-2007, 09:00 PM | #974 |
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Ha HA.
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08-27-2007, 08:51 PM | #975 |
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Okay, I'm slowly reading my way through this thread, but I'm going to go ahead and talk about my issue. I apologize if the answer is already here.
Background: I'm with my first girlfriend, and she's also my first sexual partner (from first kiss to ...). We've been together for 4-5 months, things are still improving, so I really want to resolve this issue. What's my issue? Oral sex. Cunnilingus. Occasionally, I've gotten this girl screaming and gnashing her teeth and grinding against my face until I'm in pain, but I still can't make her come (she's never had an orgasm with anyone). Most times she gets to what I'd guess is half-way there or a bit more. Sometimes she doesn't get much of anywhere, which bugs the crap out of me. I guess I need tips... Warm oil massage really gets her going, but sometimes it's just not practical to get that messy, especially since I go down on her basically every time we have sex, which is usually 1-3 times per day (i think the most has been 6 or 7, but after 4 I really lose track). |
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