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Old 03-23-2011, 06:01 PM   #961
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on a serious note, i agree with you totally. these are some of the idiots that are protesting military funerals. they believe god is punishing soldiers because of gays in the military. i pray they don't show up for a funeral in my area. i don't think they would fare too well in my neck of the woods
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:42 PM   #962
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On the contrary, I hope they DO show up to protest a funeral in your neck of the woods.

On a day when you and your colleagues are terribly busy elsewhere.

I'm sure you'd get there as quickly as you could just as soon as word reached you about the "disturbance"...
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Old 03-23-2011, 11:59 PM   #963
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on a serious note, i agree with you totally. these are some of the idiots that are protesting military funerals. they believe god is punishing soldiers because of gays in the military. i pray they don't show up for a funeral in my area. i don't think they would fare too well in my neck of the woods
I wonder if they'll show up at the funeral for that church group that god killed/maimed on the train ride?
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Old 03-26-2011, 04:03 PM   #964
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First female VP candidate Ferraro dies at 75


"My name is Geraldine Ferraro," she declared. "I stand before you to proclaim tonight: America is the land where dreams can come true for all of us."

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Old 03-26-2011, 04:48 PM   #965
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I wonder if they'll show up at the funeral for that church group that god killed/maimed on the train ride?
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Ken Martin, amusement ride safety consultant: "You as a rider, or as the mom or dad, is the final inspector, no matter how many times, or how many sets of eyes that ride has been inspected."
Hmmmmm. True. If you get on anything that malfunctions after working safely for years, you might well be the final inspector.
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Old 03-26-2011, 06:18 PM   #966
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Hmmmmm. True. If you get on anything that malfunctions after working safely for years, you might well be the final inspector.
Similar to the wisdom about mushrooms: All of them are edible, some only once though.
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Old 03-26-2011, 06:20 PM   #967
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First female VP candidate Ferraro dies at 75


"My name is Geraldine Ferraro," she declared. "I stand before you to proclaim tonight: America is the land where dreams can come true for all of us."

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I remember when her son was busted for coke, I believe, in VT. back in the mid 80s. What a fuckwit, it sure didn't help his mom's political career.
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:02 AM   #968
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:10 AM   #969
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on a serious note, i agree with you totally. these are some of the idiots that are protesting military funerals. they believe god is punishing soldiers because of gays in the military. i pray they don't show up for a funeral in my area. i don't think they would fare too well in my neck of the woods
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On the contrary, I hope they DO show up to protest a funeral in your neck of the woods.

On a day when you and your colleagues are terribly busy elsewhere.

I'm sure you'd get there as quickly as you could just as soon as word reached you about the "disturbance"...
Well, gosh darn it! Next time I'll hope for Big Sarge winning a lottery as well:

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Mississippi town figures out simple, effective way to stop Westboro Baptist Church funeral protest

Brandon, Mississippi will go down in history as the town where the Westboro Baptist Church met its match.

The lunatics showed up to protest at the funeral of local hero Staff Sgt Jason Rogers who was killed in Afghanistan, but left town without making a peep. They may have made a few moans and groans, but no peeps.

Much more at the link. I'm not too sure how reliable the source is -seems a bit one-sided, to put it mildly - but I reckon it is probably pretty accurate.

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Old 04-28-2011, 12:13 AM   #970
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Good stuff ZG! I hope those arseholes show up here...I already have my brass knuckles waiting...
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:15 AM   #971
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Good stuff ZG! I hope those arseholes show up here...I already have my brass knuckles waiting...
your 'brass knuckles' did not help you out earlier in the 'chat room' LOL!!! You got your fat ass kicked.

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Old 04-28-2011, 12:30 AM   #972
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Refusing to answer your crazy ass questions in chat is not "losing." Thats called ignoring. You have out crazied me though, you win that game. You are the most psycho of all time.
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:29 AM   #973
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Jackass star Ryan Dunn dies in car accident
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Ryan Dunn, who will forever be known for sticking a Hot Wheels car up his own ass in the movie "Jackass," and another as-of-yet-unidentified person, both died in a crash outside of Philadelphia early this morning.

Police say they don't know whether the 34-year-old Dunn, who appeared in all of the "Jackass" movies, or the unidentified person was driving the car. The shot up top was taken at the scene of a one-car accident that took place in West Goshen, Pa. around 3:30 AM Monday morning.
It's too mangled to tell, but it may in fact be the remains of Dunn's Porsche 911 GT3.

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RIP - your stupidity and insane antics brought laughter to many.
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Old 06-20-2011, 03:23 PM   #974
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Old 06-20-2011, 03:25 PM   #975
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re: Ryan is Dunn

I can't say I'm bummed. I mean, it's a sad loss of life, but I was never into the jackass thing and can't imagine being famous for sticking a hot wheels up your ass. It looks to me like the porsche now has a Ryan in ITS ass.

I mean, how freaking fast did they have to be going? They don't even know who was driving? They're not even sure if that's the car?

Fine if you wanna be a jackass and die from it but you run the risk of killing someone who was just minding their own "no hot wheel up my ass" business.

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