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12-16-2007, 02:03 AM | #92 |
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Doesn't that have the same problem?
I get around it by the rule that it's the way the top of the nut/screw/lid is moving, that you go by. My rule was: Clockwise to screw, ANTI-clockwise to ANTI-screw. (Ok COUNTER-clockwise to COUNTER-screw for you Americans.)
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12-16-2007, 03:35 PM | #93 |
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No, you normally look at the top of your hand, performing those maneuvers.
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Are you kidding Bruce? Heck - they drive on the wrong side of the road - nothing normal there.
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12-17-2007, 10:17 AM | #95 |
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Out of one's bladder into the toilet / urinal / catheter / bed / tree etc.
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12-17-2007, 03:11 PM | #96 |
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Why do we label underwear as a pair?
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12-17-2007, 06:58 PM | #100 |
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two holes. used to be two legs. like a pair of trousers or a pair of tights (use babelfish if you need translation). Didn't always used to be joined together.
next.
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12-17-2007, 07:02 PM | #102 |
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No.
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If it were a book entitled "Failure" sold wrapped, no preview possible.... maybe.
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If I punch myself in the face and it hurts...
...am I weak, or, strong?
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