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Old 06-08-2004, 12:49 AM   #91
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well, glat, i didnt think it was something your boss would pick up at a glance. plus, since i shrunk it to fit under the filesize cap, i cant even see it anymore...and i know what it is.
It worked. That's hilarious.

When the craze was big I bought several of the magic eye books. They never had anything that quite popped out like that, though. I remember seeing an "x-rated" magic eye book for sale through Quality Paperback Book Club a couple years ago, but I never bothered buying it.
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Old 06-08-2004, 04:34 AM   #92
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So are any of you Mensa "qualifiers" actually members of Mensa? (I ask because I went to a meeting with a friend once & I could imagine any less interesting way to pass my time, and I was just wondering if maybe it was that one chapter.)

No. I got the leaflet through after I qualified and it looked like a 1970's mental institution; a largely older clientele assembled in manicured gardens with implausible dress sense and no facial expressions. Ill-informed judgements aside, though, I never really felt the urge to participate in an IQ swap-shop, and as radar says, waste time attempting to communicate with people who have limited social skills.

Now if they replaced intelligence tests with drinking games I would be much more inclined to show up (who needs brain cells anyway).
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:34 AM   #93
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No. I got the leaflet through after I qualified and it looked like a 1970's mental institution; a largely older clientele assembled in manicured gardens with implausible dress sense and no facial expressions. Ill-informed judgements aside, though, I never really felt the urge to participate in an IQ swap-shop, and as radar says, waste time attempting to communicate with people who have limited social skills.
Sounds like you could have been joining Congress, too.
You know intelligence has no place in government.
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:37 AM   #94
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I took Mensa's online test that tells you if you have a shot of getting in. I passed it. I think I would have needed to take an "official" test before being accepted. It's been a while, but I believe that they take the top 2% in intelligence. Out of a world of 6 Billion people, that means that 120,000,000 people meet the requirements for Mensa membership. It is NOT an exclusive club.

120 million people... That's like the population of Canada, right?
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Old 06-08-2004, 08:22 AM   #95
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Old 06-08-2004, 08:24 AM   #96
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120 million people... That's like the population of Canada, right?
No Mensa for you.[/soup nazi]
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:12 AM   #97
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Anyone who hasn't gotten the puzzle yet, it doesn't really speak to your intelligence. Go back to it, I swear this is useful. Imagine that the question in the puzzle is being asked of you by a four-year-old child. If you still don't get it, LOOK AWAY from the puzzle. Stop, and imagine a four-year-old looking at the puzzle and asking you the question. Why would a four-year-old ask that question? Picture the kid asking you the question. Is it a boy or a girl? Why would they ask that question? Imagine what the question would mean if you were four and didn't know that the dots represented numbers.

The people who got it right away are missing out because they don't get the free lesson.

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Old 06-28-2007, 11:18 AM   #98
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What was the puzzle? Link gone.
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:20 AM   #99
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What was the puzzle? Link gone.
Yeah, I noticed that too. But I read the whole thread, so I thought someone else should also.

It was interesting to speculate on what the puzzle was, with such limited clues.
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:27 AM   #100
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:05 PM   #101
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:11 PM   #102
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I took Mensa's online test that tells you if you have a shot of getting in. I passed it. I think I would have needed to take an "official" test before being accepted. It's been a while, but I believe that they take the top 2% in intelligence. Out of a world of 6 Billion people, that means that 120,000,000 people meet the requirements for Mensa membership. It is NOT an exclusive club.

120 million people... That's like the population of Canada, right?
That's 0.2%... even a 2 year old can get in.
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Old 06-28-2007, 12:31 PM   #103
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https://crux.baker.edu/~cdavis09/roses.html

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Old 06-28-2007, 12:55 PM   #104
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UT - thanks. That second site made everything clear.
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Old 06-28-2007, 02:00 PM   #105
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