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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I love a woman with strong moral principles.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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![]() I'm immoral when the situation calls for it and I want to be! It's just a personal thing, for me!
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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:secret sign smiley:
Edit: not really.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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I thought the Freemasons were a secret society.
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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They have some secret rituals, but it's not 100% secret. Family is invited to certain ceremonies, like Officer Installation, and Past Master dinners. They also have dinners where they honor citizens in the community and winners of the college scholarships they give away, stuff like that.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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It's no secret, they eat live babies at their meetings, and wipe their chins with pages from the Koran.
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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An accquaintance of mine used to live on the same street as a Masonic Hall. He had a real issue with Freemasons for no reason I could ever determine. When he came home drunk he used to piss through their letterbox.
As you were.
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Secret societies always remind me of the Simpson's. Actually, everything reminds me of the Simpsons.
From the Stonecutter's Episode: HOMER: And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs. MOE: Uh, I think he should have to take a different oath.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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When I was in college, I wrote a paper explaining how the Freemason assassinated Mozart for giving away their secrets. I've had to live under an assumed identity ever since.
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Aww Brianna you say such . . . . .
ACCCK gotta run.. they're after me.... it was nice knowing you all |
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Not too hard, not too soft
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Next to a yapping dog
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'safe for work porn' is the title of this, and sure enough, there is nothing explicit... or is there?
Still to be safe, consider it NSFW
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Not too hard, not too soft
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Next to a yapping dog
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hmm, it is gone, looks like the Masons that run Youtube don't like non-porn.
Though you can still find it if you do a search for 'safe for work porn' on youtube, i won't bother to link because if one came down probably the others will too. Look for the lady dj scratching a record player... is that really what she is doing? Now let me get out my Department of Homeland Security Duct Tape and prepare myself for the coming of the Elder Gods. I for one welcome our Tentacled Overlord Rulers. please don't eat me.
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