Somebody knows somth'in bout birth'n hurricanes - Page 9

gonzo_4_life15 · 10-24-2005, 03:19 PM

hey briana are you here right now, sit down, relax, take off your bra if youd like, just remember always wipe front to back and never beleive someone when tehy say shaving ur pubic hair will rid you off crab infestation

Trilby · 10-24-2005, 03:21 PM

gonzo--you have syphilis AND pubic lice?

I'm beginning to see the problem...

gonzo_4_life15 · 10-24-2005, 03:24 PM

ya some hooker gave them to me when i was drunk cause shes a bitch

Elspode · 10-24-2005, 03:36 PM

I don't believe a word of this...no one would do this guy. Not even for money.

He probably caught it from a toilet seat. Orally.

dar512 · 10-24-2005, 05:33 PM

Wow. You can actually feel the average post-quality-level sinking with every gonzo post.

Tonchi · 10-24-2005, 05:34 PM

I've changed my mind, this is not a high school kid doing a term paper, it's a whole group of frat boys from a disbanded chapter in the northeast who have nothing to do until the next keg arrives.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-25-2005, 06:00 PM

Palm Beach Airport, I think this plane was trying to hide.

tw · 10-27-2005, 11:18 PM

Well I'll be damned. Tropical Storm Beta just formed due north of Panama and headed north up the Central American coast - on a Carribbean trail through where Wilma had been stalking.

Kitsune · 10-28-2005, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by tw

Well I'll be damned. Tropical Storm Beta just formed due north of Panama and headed north up the Central American coast - on a Carribbean trail through where Wilma had been stalking.

They're already predicting that Beta will be a major hurricane on landfall on Central America and be devastating enough that the name will have to be retired. They can't decide on how to handle the retirement, though, and are considering naming the storm "Beta 2005".

What a season this has been!

tw · 11-29-2005, 09:51 PM

How is your Greek alphabet? Been practicing? Alpha. Beta. Gamma. Delta just took a turn into North Africa. Now we have tropical storm Epsilon - centered in the Atlantic at about latitude of S Carolina. With the hurricane season officially ending tomorrow(?), are you ready to start all over again? First hurricane would be Alberto.

Kitsune · 12-30-2005, 01:04 PM

Okay, <a href="http://www.wunderground.com/tropical/tracking/at200530.html">this is just silly</a>. Goodnight, folks.

wolf · 12-30-2005, 02:11 PM

Ridiculous is relatively warm weather with rain (not ice) during the last week of December in Philadelphia.

richlevy · 12-30-2005, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsune

Okay, this is just silly. Goodnight, folks.

What's next, the Sumerian alphabet, sanskrit, hebrew?

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2005, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Ridiculous is relatively warm weather with rain (not ice) during the last week of December in Philadelphia.

It doesn't look very wintery in Sitka, Alaska, either.

wolf · 12-31-2005, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

What's next, the Sumerian alphabet, sanskrit, hebrew?

For reasons only the Ancient Greeks can fathom, they put "Z" up in the front end of their alphabet. There are 18 remaining letters.

If we do make it to Ω, you should probably make sure that you have a year's supply of food and water and/or prepare for the rapture. Does anybody know if these are actually the tribulations?

10-24-2005, 03:21 PM	#122
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	gonzo--you have syphilis AND pubic lice? I'm beginning to see the problem... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-24-2005, 03:36 PM	#124
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I don't believe a word of this...no one would do this guy. Not even for money. He probably caught it from a toilet seat. Orally. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-24-2005, 05:33 PM	#125
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Wow. You can actually feel the average post-quality-level sinking with every gonzo post. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-24-2005, 05:34 PM	#126
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	I've changed my mind, this is not a high school kid doing a term paper, it's a whole group of frat boys from a disbanded chapter in the northeast who have nothing to do until the next keg arrives. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

10-25-2005, 06:00 PM	#127
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Palm Beach Airport, I think this plane was trying to hide. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:55 PM.

10-24-2005, 03:19 PM	#121
gonzo_4_life15 im just a hard working patriotic north american like urself Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: little house onthe prarie Posts: 41	hey briana are you here right now, sit down, relax, take off your bra if youd like, just remember always wipe front to back and never beleive someone when tehy say shaving ur pubic hair will rid you off crab infestation

10-24-2005, 03:24 PM	#123
gonzo_4_life15 im just a hard working patriotic north american like urself Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: little house onthe prarie Posts: 41	ya some hooker gave them to me when i was drunk cause shes a bitch

10-27-2005, 11:18 PM	#128
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Well I'll be damned. Tropical Storm Beta just formed due north of Panama and headed north up the Central American coast - on a Carribbean trail through where Wilma had been stalking.

11-29-2005, 09:51 PM	#130
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	How is your Greek alphabet? Been practicing? Alpha. Beta. Gamma. Delta just took a turn into North Africa. Now we have tropical storm Epsilon - centered in the Atlantic at about latitude of S Carolina. With the hurricane season officially ending tomorrow(?), are you ready to start all over again? First hurricane would be Alberto.

12-30-2005, 01:04 PM	#131
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Okay, <a href="http://www.wunderground.com/tropical/tracking/at200530.html">this is just silly</a>. Goodnight, folks.

12-30-2005, 02:11 PM	#132
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Ridiculous is relatively warm weather with rain (not ice) during the last week of December in Philadelphia. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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