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trying hard to be a better person
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I should get one of those for my gingerbread cookies. lol
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11-15-2008, 06:04 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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I've heard of having a bun in the oven, but that is just plain WRONG!
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11-15-2008, 06:36 PM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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Again, just in time for you to surprise that special someone, because nothing says "I love you" like dead rodent feet:
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11-15-2008, 06:41 PM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
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And speaking of weird feet, take a gander at a child born in China earlier this month:
The poor child was also born with 5 fingers on each hand, but none of them were thumbs. http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2..._7187644_2.htm
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11-15-2008, 07:37 PM
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11-15-2008, 07:38 PM
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Operations Operative
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11-15-2008, 08:21 PM
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Living in the blast crater
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Dayton, Oh
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Why thats the white breasted snot sucker what a rare find indeed
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11-16-2008, 09:29 AM
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Location: Canada
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11-16-2008, 11:10 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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11-16-2008, 01:46 PM
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And as everyone knows... wait for it... The eyes are the windows of the soles. :-)
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11-16-2008, 03:31 PM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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She's disturbed, but an amateur compared to some of my patients. Like the woman I have to continually beg ER physicians ... "I know that it's faster for you to staple her abdomen back shut, but hey, I'm speaking from experience here ... she'll be back in your ER before she's brought down to me because she'll pull those staples. Please stitch her." "Where'd you get your medical degree?" "I watched ER from the time it started. I know this woman. Stitch her." An hour later I get a call from someone other than Dr. I-Know-More-Than-You. "Yeah, you need to delay your ambulance." "Why's that?" "She pulled out her staples and Dr. I-Know-More-than-You is now stitching her up." "Okay, no problem. By the way, don't take your eyes off her, like don't even leave her alone for a minute." "Why's that?" "Because what she usually does next is ask to go to the bathroom and then she tries to hang herself." "Okay." The next phone call is typically a very sheepish nurse who calls to tell me she's being medically admitted because they need to observe her because she hung herself in their bathroom. She has also injured herself in restraints by using the restraint straps and locks. The reason she cuts her belly open now is that there isn't any skin on her arms or legs that isn't so covered with scar tissue that she has a hard time cutting through it, and she has also damaged the nerve endings so much that she can't feel any physical pain in those areas.
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11-16-2008, 03:44 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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I have known a few cutters. Strage lot.
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11-17-2008, 02:18 AM
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erika
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Location: "the high up north"
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dappled with that in like, seventh grade. sucked. feel really stupid about it anyway. not sure if it was the attention or.. just for the hell of it, but...
yeah fuck that, no way im doing that anymore.
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11-17-2008, 10:40 AM
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I'm still a jerk
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Little Mexico
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It is cool Ibram who hasn't dealt in a little masochism.
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11-17-2008, 12:02 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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