what does the d in d day stand for - Page 4

Undertoad · 06-14-2004, 09:31 AM

Adam and Drew say overuse of speed causes that level of paranoia.

jaguar · 06-14-2004, 09:35 AM

Laughs, gold LJ, gold. He also distributes commas like they were rice at a wedding.

Yea I'd say he's joking somehow. That or a few candles short of a cake.

Also now I think of it, if someone pulled the wire tight over that band, it'd slide up and go straight into his neck.

Happy Monkey · 06-14-2004, 10:25 AM

That's the point of the "rectangular metal collar adornment".

lumberjim · 06-14-2004, 10:32 AM

well, so long as the "garroter" is cooperative enough to only try to choke him when he's wearing that shirt, and not while he's draped in velvet, which i suspect is his normal attire, then it should work just fine. what a tool. looks like Howard Eskin. i think we may have scared him off. too bad. he makes radar look like a buddhist. would have been lots of fun.

jaguar · 06-14-2004, 10:42 AM

plenty of neck above it, why cut though someone's shirt anyway?
Doesn't look very rectangular either.

Pity, he would have been great fun, you're right.

Happy Monkey · 06-14-2004, 11:06 AM

"Sometimes, when I'm nervous, I put my fingers in my armpits, and then smell them, like this!"

elSicomoro · 06-14-2004, 12:07 PM

Based on his posts here, it would seem that we now have a neo-con version of Radar.

rich2741 · 06-14-2004, 12:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You guys are toooooo much! (liberals always are!)

I can see some of you have been stressing those decaying brain cells to the max! (Man, how I love to see roaches scurry!)

Prove myself? Start from scratch? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This coming from a lot that quotes Beavis and Butthead, and thinks alzheimer's is an advanced state of mental activity! I've piked more bodies on the byways of the internet than the pimples that have come and gone on all your collective baboon butts combined.

Oh really now... "scrared off"? From a bunch of underdeveloped simians in a dank cellar? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Please, stop, stop, my side hurts from laughing so hard!

Actually, I was just passing through and thought I'd shake the monkey cage a bit... I know... I'm mean... but how often do you see fur covered turds get bounced around? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

...Now remember to take your meds, stay away from sharp implements (like me!) and that no matter how much you feign reading Sesame Street magazines, your lineage will never get a lick smarter if you continue to inbreed.

Petri dish tipping is sooooo much fun!

P.S.: Don't thank me all at once for revealing to you what "D-Day" stands for.

elSicomoro · 06-14-2004, 12:11 PM

Sounds like someone needs some more Kool-Aid...

lumberjim · 06-14-2004, 12:14 PM

oh shit, it gets better!

THIS USED TO BE A PICTURE OF RICH 2147

where's the collar, faggy? oh dear god, i have to pee now.

lumberjim · 06-14-2004, 12:15 PM

and just in case you thought he might be heterosexual:

SO DID THIS, AND HE LOOKED LIKE A
YOUGER, GAYER VERSION OF HIS NOW
HOWARD ESKIN-ESQUE SELF

Pi · 06-14-2004, 12:34 PM

There's still plenty of space between the collar an this dumbass' neck... The only thing helping is wearing a helmet with neck protection. But maybe James Bond and B-Movies are not the best ways to become a real "fighter".

jaguar · 06-14-2004, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Based on his posts here, it would seem that we now have a neo-con version of Radar.

The next post may as well have just said yes.

I guess you're less likely to get garotted at the mall.

Byt the way, we're not thanking you because you didn't explain what the D stood for, you just wanked on.

Quote:

Butthead, and thinks

Grammar is a little beyond you is it?

rich2741 · 06-14-2004, 01:40 PM

Oh look at that! More pictures! Thanks for making me the center of attention on your board! Imagine... me... a pinup for the monkey set!

Oh, it hurts so much! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The level of articulation is stunning!

When your cognitive abilities reach 3rd Grade level and you can do more than post pictures, turn the handle and let yourselves out of the basement. In the mean time, I hope you guys all share 'protection' amongst yourselves (No! Not that same exact rubber!) when you do the nasty.

Undertoad · 06-14-2004, 01:43 PM

You're welcome. And thank YOU: for helping convince me not to try Just For Men Gel.

06-14-2004, 09:35 AM	#47
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Laughs, gold LJ, gold. He also distributes commas like they were rice at a wedding. Yea I'd say he's joking somehow. That or a few candles short of a cake. Also now I think of it, if someone pulled the wire tight over that band, it'd slide up and go straight into his neck. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-14-2004, 10:25 AM	#48
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	That's the point of the "rectangular metal collar adornment". __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-14-2004, 10:32 AM	#49
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	well, so long as the "garroter" is cooperative enough to only try to choke him when he's wearing that shirt, and not while he's draped in velvet, which i suspect is his normal attire, then it should work just fine. what a tool. looks like Howard Eskin. i think we may have scared him off. too bad. he makes radar look like a buddhist. would have been lots of fun. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-14-2004, 10:42 AM	#50
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	plenty of neck above it, why cut though someone's shirt anyway? Doesn't look very rectangular either. Pity, he would have been great fun, you're right. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

06-14-2004, 11:06 AM	#51
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	"Sometimes, when I'm nervous, I put my fingers in my armpits, and then smell them, like this!" __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-14-2004, 09:31 AM	#46
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Adam and Drew say overuse of speed causes that level of paranoia.

06-14-2004, 12:07 PM	#52
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Based on his posts here, it would seem that we now have a neo-con version of Radar.

06-14-2004, 12:08 PM	#53
rich2741 Aggregate Aggravator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL Posts: 17	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You guys are toooooo much! (liberals always are!) I can see some of you have been stressing those decaying brain cells to the max! (Man, how I love to see roaches scurry!) Prove myself? Start from scratch? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This coming from a lot that quotes Beavis and Butthead, and thinks alzheimer's is an advanced state of mental activity! I've piked more bodies on the byways of the internet than the pimples that have come and gone on all your collective baboon butts combined. Oh really now... "scrared off"? From a bunch of underdeveloped simians in a dank cellar? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Please, stop, stop, my side hurts from laughing so hard! Actually, I was just passing through and thought I'd shake the monkey cage a bit... I know... I'm mean... but how often do you see fur covered turds get bounced around? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...Now remember to take your meds, stay away from sharp implements (like me!) and that no matter how much you feign reading Sesame Street magazines, your lineage will never get a lick smarter if you continue to inbreed. Petri dish tipping is sooooo much fun! P.S.: Don't thank me all at once for revealing to you what "D-Day" stands for.

06-14-2004, 12:11 PM	#54
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Sounds like someone needs some more Kool-Aid...

06-14-2004, 12:14 PM	#55
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	oh shit, it gets better! THIS USED TO BE A PICTURE OF RICH 2147 where's the collar, faggy? oh dear god, i have to pee now. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 06-14-2004 at 06:48 PM.

06-14-2004, 12:15 PM	#56
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and just in case you thought he might be heterosexual: SO DID THIS, AND HE LOOKED LIKE A YOUGER, GAYER VERSION OF HIS NOW HOWARD ESKIN-ESQUE SELF __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 06-14-2004 at 06:49 PM.

06-14-2004, 12:34 PM	#57
Pi desperate finder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 437	There's still plenty of space between the collar an this dumbass' neck... The only thing helping is wearing a helmet with neck protection. But maybe James Bond and B-Movies are not the best ways to become a real "fighter". __________________ Complex simplex

06-14-2004, 01:40 PM	#59
rich2741 Aggregate Aggravator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL Posts: 17	Oh look at that! More pictures! Thanks for making me the center of attention on your board! Imagine... me... a pinup for the monkey set! Oh, it hurts so much! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The level of articulation is stunning! When your cognitive abilities reach 3rd Grade level and you can do more than post pictures, turn the handle and let yourselves out of the basement. In the mean time, I hope you guys all share 'protection' amongst yourselves (No! Not that same exact rubber!) when you do the nasty.

06-14-2004, 01:43 PM	#60
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You're welcome. And thank YOU: for helping convince me not to try Just For Men Gel.

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