What men or women here would want me?

[Undertoad]

10 months without a single incident

That just means you'll be saying "This has never happened to me before!"

[Beest]

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

You make mockery of my thread?! It is not nice, I think you are 'bitter scorned' and that is why you destroy my thread. You contribute nothing to the board.

VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!
mtp

PP maybe be gone ( for now, dun dun derr) but has left her imprint on the board, a new meme is born

[morethanpretty]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

That just means you'll be saying "This has never happened to me before!"

Now you're just being mean.

[jimhelm]

Yes, I am a man and I want you.... to stfu!





-I kid.


no, srsly, stfu... here... put this in your mouth.

[jimhelm]

It's a lolipop... don't be so dirty all the damn time. sheesh

[Nirvana]

It's a lolipop... don't be so dirty all the damn time. sheesh

Izat what the perv's are callin 'em these days?

[Big Sarge]

Truthfully, I've had lustful thoughts in the past. Sigh, I just wish you were 20 years older

[DanaC]

Y'know, Moar, I'm gonna say to you what I have said to my eldest niece several times:

There will come a day, in 20 years or so, when you'll look back at pics of yourself from now and realise that you are/were seriously fucking pretty. And you'll wish you'd known it at the time.

I wish I could fast forward you to that time briefly, and then plonk you back into today to get on with knowing how pretty and attractive you actually are.

Honestly, I could slap PP fucking senseless for pushing your buttons so successfully on this score. And, frankly, I could slap you senseless for listening, even for a moment.

*smiles*

And for the record I voted I am a woman, but if i were a man I'd want you .

[Sundae]

I have to post (mid Royal Wedding, but it's the boring sermon) to agree with Dana.
Crikey me I wish I'd realised that when I was your age.
Not blowing my own trumpet, but I look back and am well impressed with my looks.

I tell myself I will feel the same about myself now at 60.
Except I doubt I'll live that long!

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

That just means you'll be saying "This has never happened to me before!"

UT, do you have an afro bush, or something?

[Sheldonrs]

Sorry, no dickie, no wantie. :-)

But if I were straight... ;-)

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

...I just wish you were 20 years older

WTF is wrong with you?? You never wish for the chick to be older!! You wish to be younger!!

However, the former will happen before the latter.

[monster]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

WTF is wrong with you?? You never wish for the chick to be older!! You wish to be younger!!

However, the former will happen before the latter.

Not when that would make them children.

[monster]

Originally Posted by DanaC

There will come a day, in 20 years or so, when you'll look back at pics of yourself from now and realise that you are/were seriously fucking pretty. And you'll wish you'd known it at the time.
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Originally Posted by Sundae

I agree with Dana.

Me too. That pic of me bungee jumping 22 years ago (fuck, that's a long time). I remember feeling horribly fat and self-conscious when I stepped on the scale to be weighed -yes, they -young men- weigh you to make sure they use the right elastic. Look at that pic, shit I was so skinny and unwrinkled...... I wish I had known that then. I'm not saying it only goes downhill from here, what I have now that I didn't have then is a shitload of self-confidence. But you are probably feeling far worse about your weight gain that it really is, especially with your other health problems and your change in your cohabiting arrangements. You are gorgeous, and if you do have an extra 50 pounds and you're not a liar, you're hiding it damn well.

[Sundae]

Same to Ibs, if he's even reading us these days.