The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 804

glatt · 06-10-2016, 04:59 PM

I'm impressed

xoxoxoBruce · 06-10-2016, 06:03 PM

Lots of the world has pickups with van type noses.

Vern Schillinger. Are you fucking kidding me? I googled him but in all of the pictures he's clean shaven, or close to it, and no where near the wrinkles around eyes. It startled me, not because of the arms but the face. Let me put it this way, I could slap my picture on his passport or drivers license, and nobody would bat an eye, not the cops, not customs, not even NSA.

Carruthers · 06-11-2016, 04:12 AM

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Builder's pick-up truck

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That's a pick-up?

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You might call it a flatbed, not sure what the difference is.

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I just thought the nose was a little slanty for a pick-up.

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Lots of the world has pickups with van type noses.

It's a Ford Transit drop side truck much favoured by the building profession.

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I believe that the above is a slightly later version of that shown in the first pic.

fargon · 06-11-2016, 06:51 AM

^I Want One^

xoxoxoBruce · 06-11-2016, 12:04 PM

Much more practical and useful than our pickups. People would be less apt to choose them as car substitutes for suburban living. Not stylish enough, too utilitarian. I wonder how that would look a 42 inch Cepeks?

Gravdigr · 06-11-2016, 01:28 PM

$15,000 worth of 'donks ought to 'hood it right up.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-11-2016, 07:00 PM

Really? Hmm, $15 a dozen by the gross... you could make a hell of a bullet proof vest.

Gravdigr · 06-12-2016, 01:18 PM

No atheists in foxholes.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-17-2016, 10:44 AM

One of the things I've enjoyed about cars/trucks/bikes is the individual personalizations of them. But I often say WTF?

xoxoxoBruce · 06-18-2016, 11:31 PM

This is definitely a WTF...

Gravdigr · 06-19-2016, 12:53 PM

Probably broke the other three trying to remove air wrench-installed lug nuts. I hate that shit. I just took GrandCherokeeOne back to WallyWorld (they put my tires on) and made them remove and replace my lug nuts after I rounded a lugnut trying to get the damn things off to install brake shoes. Had to drill the damn stud out. Fucking fuckers.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-19-2016, 01:54 PM

He told me this morning the hubcap and studs were gone when he discovered it.

Crimson Ghost · 06-20-2016, 02:03 AM

I promised Sears I'd tell this story on stage everyday until the lawsuit is settled...

I was in Georgia on tour when I noticed that the tires on my van were wearing weird, so I took it to Sears Automotive, a trusted name in automotive care... It took them 3 and a half hours to change 4 tires... They had to whittle one out of a piece of wheat... I pay 'em $900 of my hard earned cash, I took the first right hand turn out of the parking lot and the left rear tire falls off, it falls off, IT FALLS THE FUCK OFF... Turning my van into a tripod, spinning me into a dimension of pissed-off I have never been in before in my life! Later through research i discovered that this guy was a tire guy, he didn't somedays work on transmissions...he was a tire guy. Apparently Sears sent him to tire... College ... For 3 days, apparently he was sick on LUGNUT DAY, but they still let him work on my van! So I'm suing them and I'm hoping by this time next year they will have to rename the Sears Tower in Chicago to Ron White's Big Ole God Damn Building and you guys can all come party!

Gravdigr · 06-20-2016, 09:01 AM

I'd forgotten about that story. I love Ron White. He could read the phone book and make me weep with laughter.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-21-2016, 02:34 AM

Looks dangerous...

06-10-2016, 06:03 PM	#12047
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Lots of the world has pickups with van type noses. Vern Schillinger. Are you fucking kidding me? I googled him but in all of the pictures he's clean shaven, or close to it, and no where near the wrinkles around eyes. It startled me, not because of the arms but the face. Let me put it this way, I could slap my picture on his passport or drivers license, and nobody would bat an eye, not the cops, not customs, not even NSA. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-11-2016, 06:51 AM	#12049
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	^I Want One^ __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

06-11-2016, 12:04 PM	#12050
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Much more practical and useful than our pickups. People would be less apt to choose them as car substitutes for suburban living. Not stylish enough, too utilitarian. I wonder how that would look a 42 inch Cepeks? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-11-2016, 01:28 PM	#12051
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	$15,000 worth of 'donks ought to 'hood it right up. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-11-2016, 07:00 PM	#12052
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Really? Hmm, $15 a dozen by the gross... you could make a hell of a bullet proof vest. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-10-2016, 04:59 PM	#12046
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm impressed

06-12-2016, 01:18 PM	#12053
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No atheists in foxholes. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-17-2016, 10:44 AM	#12054
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	One of the things I've enjoyed about cars/trucks/bikes is the individual personalizations of them. But I often say WTF? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-18-2016, 11:31 PM	#12055
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This is definitely a WTF... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-19-2016, 12:53 PM	#12056
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Probably broke the other three trying to remove air wrench-installed lug nuts. I hate that shit. I just took GrandCherokeeOne back to WallyWorld (they put my tires on) and made them remove and replace my lug nuts after I rounded a lugnut trying to get the damn things off to install brake shoes. Had to drill the damn stud out. Fucking fuckers. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-19-2016, 01:54 PM	#12057
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He told me this morning the hubcap and studs were gone when he discovered it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-20-2016, 02:03 AM	#12058
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I promised Sears I'd tell this story on stage everyday until the lawsuit is settled... I was in Georgia on tour when I noticed that the tires on my van were wearing weird, so I took it to Sears Automotive, a trusted name in automotive care... It took them 3 and a half hours to change 4 tires... They had to whittle one out of a piece of wheat... I pay 'em $900 of my hard earned cash, I took the first right hand turn out of the parking lot and the left rear tire falls off, it falls off, IT FALLS THE FUCK OFF... Turning my van into a tripod, spinning me into a dimension of pissed-off I have never been in before in my life! Later through research i discovered that this guy was a tire guy, he didn't somedays work on transmissions...he was a tire guy. Apparently Sears sent him to tire... College ... For 3 days, apparently he was sick on LUGNUT DAY, but they still let him work on my van! So I'm suing them and I'm hoping by this time next year they will have to rename the Sears Tower in Chicago to Ron White's Big Ole God Damn Building and you guys can all come party! __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

06-20-2016, 09:01 AM	#12059
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'd forgotten about that story. I love Ron White. He could read the phone book and make me weep with laughter. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-21-2016, 02:34 AM	#12060
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Looks dangerous... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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