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Old 11-23-2009, 12:35 AM   #1
john bainz
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Question Manufacturing Error (Why do men have nipples?)

No really... What is this equipment for!?
Certainly can't use it to wear a cap... Right?!?!
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:04 AM   #2
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Males are essentially slightly modified females.
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:43 AM   #3
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Because they are so fun to play with!
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:26 AM   #4
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For piercing I assume
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:07 AM   #5
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xx vs xy
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Old 11-23-2009, 11:40 AM   #6
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Same reason human fetuses briefly have a tail that goes away while developing in the womb.
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:10 PM   #7
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Old 11-23-2009, 12:16 PM   #8
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Oh, I didn't mean a tail, I meant a noodly appendage.
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Old 11-23-2009, 01:43 PM   #9
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there's a book about that
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Old 11-24-2009, 01:44 AM   #10
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Unhappy Huh?

"Males are essentially slightly modified females."

I thought it was the other way round...
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:13 AM   #11
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In my experience, men seem to like having their nipples stimulated during 'intimate moments'. That'd be one reason to have them.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:15 AM   #12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by john bainz View Post
"Males are essentially slightly modified females."

I thought it was the other way round...
Nope. We all start out as females in the womb.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:26 AM   #13
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Red face Huh?

Why is that?
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:38 AM   #14
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I wrote out a huge response and then my comp crahsed :P

Google it.
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Old 11-24-2009, 05:45 AM   #15
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Unhappy Oh...

I see... ... ... ... ... ..
Ehmmmmm... ... ...... ... Well... ...

How about telling me what you remember about what you wote?
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