What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen? - Page 7

richlevy · 06-24-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

I have a good friend in that flick.
He is in two that are worse.
I think it was called Cop & 1/2, he dared me to make it through it and The Punnisher (the newer one).

In the same genre, The Apple.

One of these guys?
Chick BernhardtStunts: Punisher, The (2004)
Stunts: Cop and ½ (1993)
Marc MacaulayActor: Punisher, The (2004)
Actor: Cop and ½ (1993)
Bill ScharpfStunts: Punisher, The (2004)
Stunts: Cop and ½ (1993)

None of them are credited in Paradise.

Pancake Man · 06-26-2006, 11:54 PM

Home Alone. Couldn't stand that movie. Wanted to shoot stoopid kid.

wolf · 06-27-2006, 01:02 PM

I wanted to shoot the stupid, self-absorbed parents who really deserved to be dead. I found that movie to be terribly sad.

JayMcGee · 06-27-2006, 06:30 PM

Plan 9 from Alpha Centauri is so bad as to be good....

next has to be Steve McQueen's 'The Blob'

and for films that entirely miss the point.... the original 50's version of '1984' with Peter Cushing.

wolf · 06-27-2006, 07:50 PM

I have wanted to see that version of 1984 again for a very long time. I hope that the John Hurt & Richard Burton version is going to be re-released on DVD. The 2003 DVD release is selling for $45 and upwards on amazon.com.

The original version of The Blob starring Steve McQueen (and made right here in SE Pennsylvania) is a work of near brilliance. All of the sequels and remakes have sucked.

Crimson Ghost · 06-28-2006, 02:07 AM

Robot Monster.
An alien that is a gorrilla costume with a divers helmet using an intergalactic communication device that blows bubbles?

Psycho - The remake blew dog cock.
The original was a masterpiece.

I thought "The Blair Witch" sucked donkey dick from Hell with AIDS.
Ready To Rumble - WTF?

And I thought "The Passion of the Christ" was a really well thought-out porn comedy, but others disagree.

Sundae · 06-28-2006, 07:16 AM

Interview With the Vampire - my ex sat through it believing I had enjoyed the book (nope) I sat through it because he was a horror fan and I thought he was enjoying it.

In fact both of us would have been happy to walk out of the cinema after 20 minutes - the only time this has happened to me.

But then I enjoyed quite a few of the films nominated on here - I even bought Starship Troopers on DVD.... Maybe I should read the book now?

Ibby · 06-28-2006, 09:13 AM

STARSHIP TROOPERS WAS NOMINATED!?

Great fuckin' movie. The book was a thousand times better, but still, it was a great action/scifi movie.

glatt · 06-28-2006, 09:22 AM

I wouldn't say Starship Troopers was the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's quite a stretch to call it "great."

Ridgeplate · 06-28-2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Ibram

STARSHIP TROOPERS WAS NOMINATED!?

Great fuckin' movie. The book was a thousand times better, but still, it was a great action/scifi movie.

Yes, the book was amazing, but the movie? That slime trailing bloated rat-fuck gastropod of a movie was *anything* but great. I'll give it a point or two for decent CGI, but otherwise, that thing just made me want to vomit. I'd rather roll around in a vat of feral porcupines than see that, that...

ugh, excuse me. I have to stop now...

PizzaMonkey · 06-30-2006, 03:34 PM

Mom and Dad Save the Universe, or something like that. An idiotic flick about some flying car that takes people to planet Spango. I don't really remember much, it's been a while since I saw it and vowed to never watch it again.

Crimson Ghost · 07-02-2006, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by PizzaMonkey

Mom and Dad Save the Universe, or something like that. An idiotic flick about some flying car that takes people to planet Spango. I don't really remember much, it's been a while since I saw it and vowed to never watch it again.

"Mom and Dad Save The Universe" IDIOTIC!?!

HOW DARE YOU!

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!

How can any movie with a flying car and John Lovitz be...

Flying car...

John Lovitz...

John...

Lovitz...

Oh God, my brain is melting...

Please kill me...

Maybe you have a point, PizzaMonkey.

barefoot serpent · 07-03-2006, 09:16 AM

Kevin Costner post-apocalyptic vehicle The Postman.

Clodfobble · 07-03-2006, 01:45 PM

'Til There Was You (this one, since there are actually several movies by that title.)

SOOO painfully boring. At least when I'm seeing a movie I hate, I can get into actively hating it. This movie just gave me a headache.

footfootfoot · 07-04-2006, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

Kevin Costner post-apocalyptic vehicle The Postman.

although his first post apocalyptic flick, A boy and his dog was pretty campy and despite the long build up to a cheap pun at the end, I found it enjoyable. I may have been eating shrooms though...

06-26-2006, 11:54 PM	#92
Pancake Man Hand-of-Kindness Extender Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 131	Home Alone. Couldn't stand that movie. Wanted to shoot stoopid kid. __________________ Abandon all hope, o ye who read my posts

06-27-2006, 01:02 PM	#93
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I wanted to shoot the stupid, self-absorbed parents who really deserved to be dead. I found that movie to be terribly sad. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-27-2006, 06:30 PM	#94
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	Plan 9 from Alpha Centauri is so bad as to be good.... next has to be Steve McQueen's 'The Blob' and for films that entirely miss the point.... the original 50's version of '1984' with Peter Cushing. __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

06-27-2006, 07:50 PM	#95
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I have wanted to see that version of 1984 again for a very long time. I hope that the John Hurt & Richard Burton version is going to be re-released on DVD. The 2003 DVD release is selling for $45 and upwards on amazon.com. The original version of The Blob starring Steve McQueen (and made right here in SE Pennsylvania) is a work of near brilliance. All of the sequels and remakes have sucked. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-28-2006, 02:07 AM	#96
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Robot Monster. An alien that is a gorrilla costume with a divers helmet using an intergalactic communication device that blows bubbles? Psycho - The remake blew dog cock. The original was a masterpiece. I thought "The Blair Witch" sucked donkey dick from Hell with AIDS. Ready To Rumble - WTF? And I thought "The Passion of the Christ" was a really well thought-out porn comedy, but others disagree. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

06-28-2006, 07:16 AM	#97
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Interview With the Vampire - my ex sat through it believing I had enjoyed the book (nope) I sat through it because he was a horror fan and I thought he was enjoying it. In fact both of us would have been happy to walk out of the cinema after 20 minutes - the only time this has happened to me. But then I enjoyed quite a few of the films nominated on here - I even bought Starship Troopers on DVD.... Maybe I should read the book now?

06-28-2006, 09:13 AM	#98
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	STARSHIP TROOPERS WAS NOMINATED!? Great fuckin' movie. The book was a thousand times better, but still, it was a great action/scifi movie. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

06-28-2006, 09:22 AM	#99
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I wouldn't say Starship Troopers was the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's quite a stretch to call it "great."

06-30-2006, 03:34 PM	#101
PizzaMonkey Will my Title ever stop changing? Oh, I guess it has now... Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 70	Mom and Dad Save the Universe, or something like that. An idiotic flick about some flying car that takes people to planet Spango. I don't really remember much, it's been a while since I saw it and vowed to never watch it again.

07-03-2006, 09:16 AM	#103
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Kevin Costner post-apocalyptic vehicle The Postman. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

07-03-2006, 01:45 PM	#104
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	'Til There Was You (this one, since there are actually several movies by that title.) SOOO painfully boring. At least when I'm seeing a movie I hate, I can get into actively hating it. This movie just gave me a headache.

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