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Old 06-21-2006, 09:20 AM   #16
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Subject: Negro namely

email from the 1960's?
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Old 06-21-2006, 09:44 AM   #17
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Got these in my quarantine mail this week:

Syphillis Tattered

Notably Astride

Crap, I'm going to have to change my tagline again. Which would you prefer?
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Old 06-22-2006, 07:11 AM   #18
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
I'm relieved to know you finally got my messages.
If you're intending to increase my erection strength I'm afraid it may be a bit of a letdown..... But hey, huge quantities of seamen? Count me in
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Old 06-23-2006, 08:53 AM   #19
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Hadn't had any good ones till this morning, and there were 3!

Puppeteer J. Terminator [spam?#####] Re:
Gashed F. Byword [spam?#####] Hoodia will change your life
Tougher H. Filets [spam?#####] Re:
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Old 06-23-2006, 06:14 PM   #20
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The subject line threatened risque spam:

satisfactorily handcuffs

But it turned out to be a sales pitch for a "hot" stock buy.
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Old 06-26-2006, 03:38 AM   #21
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Irregular Dysentary (kind of redundant, but spammers ain't smart)
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:17 PM   #22
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:20 PM   #23
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The links in your message include keys that will track back to your email address. I have edited your message and messed up those keys.

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Old 06-26-2006, 03:02 PM   #24
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What the hell is Free "Infromation"? Is that instructions on how to grow and maintain a 70's African-American hairstyle?
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Old 06-27-2006, 04:12 PM   #25
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I have edited your message...
I'm tellin' the moderators that you're messin' with stuff!
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Old 06-28-2006, 08:18 AM   #26
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Old 07-14-2006, 08:22 AM   #27
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My favorite so far: "Hi, Niggerhead Cactus"

Yeah, that's gonna sell a lot of Steve Martin's Penis Cream...
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Old 07-14-2006, 10:51 AM   #28
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Yes, the email came just like that. The first set of characters are the sender, the second is the subject line.
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Old 07-14-2006, 11:17 AM   #29
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How can it be spam if there's no subject line?
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Old 07-14-2006, 01:36 PM   #30
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This one just has a demand for a reply... but the content was classic.
KINDLY ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECIEPT OF MY REQUEST!!!

Dear Sir,

My name is BARR.JUAN ARAMBURU,an Attorney at Law, a national of Equatorial Guinea,practicing in Spain.

I am wiritng to notify you of the unclaimed inheritance deposit of our late client who passed on to the Great beyond in March 11, 2004 in the Madrid Bomb Blast.

During my search for the relatives and next of kin to the deceased, I got your e-mail address after an unsuccesfull search,I decided to contact you so that you can work with me to claim this deposit.

Please revert back to me urgently with your telephone and fax numbers for more information on the amount of inheritance, procedure and legality of this claim.

Personal Regards,
Juan Aramburu.
Attorney At Law.

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