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footfootfoot · 01-26-2011, 11:04 AM

Ed Zachary!

Shawnee123 · 01-26-2011, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Ed Zachary!

Is he the same as Ed Talpia? Edward Zachary Talpia? I know where his magazines are, and it's all rather fishy.

footfootfoot · 01-26-2011, 12:23 PM

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "You probrem very bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when you face rook Ed Zachary rike you ass."

Sundae · 01-26-2011, 02:10 PM

I hate it when I feel I have a genuine grievance and get no real acknowledgement of it.
But not just that - that happens to many people.
What I really hate is the way I react afterwards.

I build the grievance up into something so massive, so enormous, that I feel the need to bring it into every conversation either with those responsible, or even just those that have already heard my complaint bu to my mind not responded accordingly. I bring it up again and again with obviously diminishing returns and I know I'm now over-reacting and someone at some point will find it necessary to tell me to change the record, but I still genuinely believe in my original complaint and just can't believe I've never received sympathy/ apology/ retribution/ compensation.

I really need to guard against this kind of thing in future.

This post was promptedbecause I brought up the fact my sister never even asked after me when I was in daycare at a mental health facility. Yesterday. It happened two years ago. It's certainly not the first time I've said it, but it really has to be the last. It was NOT my parents' fault and there is nothing they can do about it anyway. I have to learn to drop it before I am told to.

Tulip · 01-26-2011, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "You probrem very bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when you face rook Ed Zachary rike you ass."

You know, I learn so many new things on this forum.

plthijinx · 01-27-2011, 10:40 PM

@SG ---->patients hun. patients.

@tulip - i can probably be right about this? you don't have Ed Zachary Disease.

zippyt · 01-27-2011, 10:54 PM

The Ass holes Are NOT worth yer time SG , let it go , Just look at them with a Smug Knowing Expression

plthijinx · 01-27-2011, 11:02 PM

what he said.

Tulip · 01-27-2011, 11:33 PM

what they said...

Sundae: You are the sweetest, nicest person. Forget mean people because they aren't worth your time. I totally understand the hurt though. Now, acknowledge it then say it isn't worth your time and effort. There's so much more to life and things and people for you to concentrate on.

plthijinx · 01-27-2011, 11:39 PM

what she said.

footfootfoot · 01-28-2011, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

@tulip - i can probably be right about this? you don't have Ed Zachary Disease.

There is nothing Ed Zachary about Tulip at all.

ZenGum · 01-29-2011, 08:10 PM

Well, that's probably true, but we'll need to see her ass to make absolutely certain.

Tulip · 01-29-2011, 10:39 PM

hahahahahahahahha....right....

ZenGum · 01-30-2011, 12:46 AM

For scientific and medical purposes only, I assure you.

plthijinx · 02-10-2011, 06:56 PM

don't cha hate it when: you sliced up jalapeños and forgot to wash your hands BEFORE taking a leak? um...ouch!

01-26-2011, 11:04 AM	#31
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Ed Zachary! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-26-2011, 12:23 PM	#33
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "You probrem very bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when you face rook Ed Zachary rike you ass." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-26-2011, 02:10 PM	#34
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I hate it when I feel I have a genuine grievance and get no real acknowledgement of it. But not just that - that happens to many people. What I really hate is the way I react afterwards. I build the grievance up into something so massive, so enormous, that I feel the need to bring it into every conversation either with those responsible, or even just those that have already heard my complaint bu to my mind not responded accordingly. I bring it up again and again with obviously diminishing returns and I know I'm now over-reacting and someone at some point will find it necessary to tell me to change the record, but I still genuinely believe in my original complaint and just can't believe I've never received sympathy/ apology/ retribution/ compensation. I really need to guard against this kind of thing in future. This post was promptedbecause I brought up the fact my sister never even asked after me when I was in daycare at a mental health facility. Yesterday. It happened two years ago. It's certainly not the first time I've said it, but it really has to be the last. It was NOT my parents' fault and there is nothing they can do about it anyway. I have to learn to drop it before I am told to. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-27-2011, 10:40 PM	#36
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	@SG ---->patients hun. patients. @tulip - i can probably be right about this? you don't have Ed Zachary Disease. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-27-2011, 10:54 PM	#37
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	The Ass holes Are NOT worth yer time SG , let it go , Just look at them with a Smug Knowing Expression __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-27-2011, 11:02 PM	#38
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	what he said. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-27-2011, 11:33 PM	#39
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	what they said... Sundae: You are the sweetest, nicest person. Forget mean people because they aren't worth your time. I totally understand the hurt though. Now, acknowledge it then say it isn't worth your time and effort. There's so much more to life and things and people for you to concentrate on.

01-27-2011, 11:39 PM	#40
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	what she said. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-29-2011, 08:10 PM	#42
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well, that's probably true, but we'll need to see her ass to make absolutely certain. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-29-2011, 10:39 PM	#43
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	hahahahahahahahha....right....

01-30-2011, 12:46 AM	#44
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	For scientific and medical purposes only, I assure you. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-10-2011, 06:56 PM	#45
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	don't cha hate it when: you sliced up jalapeños and forgot to wash your hands BEFORE taking a leak? um...ouch! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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