Life's Lessons

Big Sarge · 10-22-2012, 08:54 AM

Always wear clothes when jump starting a car

Spexxvet · 10-22-2012, 09:54 AM

The wet bird never flies at night.

Undertoad · 10-22-2012, 10:58 AM

^ what the

In Philly they will ticket you for being parked and not having an up-to-date inspection sticker. Fuckers

Big Sarge · 10-22-2012, 02:43 PM

^ A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives.

infinite monkey · 10-22-2012, 02:45 PM

pssssst...the blue dog flies at midnight.

Spexxvet · 10-22-2012, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

The wet bird never flies at night.

From a Jackie Vernon comedy routine.

Big Sarge · 10-22-2012, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Always wear clothes when jump starting a car

based upon what i observed when a wet person lets the jumper cables hit their leg

Gravdigr · 10-22-2012, 04:57 PM

The hungry rabbit jumps.

toranokaze · 10-23-2012, 07:35 PM

Don't poke the bear

Griff · 10-23-2012, 08:37 PM

Your gut told you the truth 2 months ago.

infinite monkey · 10-23-2012, 09:31 PM

Don't sleep in the subway.

BigV · 10-23-2012, 11:01 PM

when exerting force on a wrench, imagine where your knuckles will be a tenth of a second after the bolt wrings off.

protip--do this before the bolt wrings off.

ZenGum · 10-23-2012, 11:20 PM

Never bang the wrench with a hammer.

Get a longer wrench. Get a big long tube and slide it over the end of the wrench to extend the leverage.

No sudden jolts. Steady, even force is what does the job.

BigV · 10-23-2012, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Never bang the wrench with a hammer.

Get a longer wrench. Get a big long tube and slide it over the end of the wrench to extend the leverage.

cheater.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

No sudden jolts. Steady, even force is what does the job.

spoken like a true impact wrench virgin.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-24-2012, 12:02 AM

Impact is more effective and safer than more strain.

10-22-2012, 08:54 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Life's Lessons Always wear clothes when jump starting a car __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-22-2012, 09:54 AM	#2
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	The wet bird never flies at night. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-22-2012, 02:43 PM	#4
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	^ A old primary saying derrived from biblical scripture referring to the cosmic unbalance experienced by both humans and birds in an aura of wetness. The shared self interprentence is lost by the swelling darkness of night, and an uncontrolable urge of wisdom not to fly till dawn arrives. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-22-2012, 04:57 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The hungry rabbit jumps. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-23-2012, 07:35 PM	#9
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Don't poke the bear __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

10-22-2012, 10:58 AM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	^ what the In Philly they will ticket you for being parked and not having an up-to-date inspection sticker. Fuckers

10-22-2012, 02:45 PM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	pssssst...the blue dog flies at midnight.

10-23-2012, 08:37 PM	#10
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Your gut told you the truth 2 months ago. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-23-2012, 09:31 PM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Don't sleep in the subway.

10-23-2012, 11:01 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	when exerting force on a wrench, imagine where your knuckles will be a tenth of a second after the bolt wrings off. protip--do this before the bolt wrings off. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-23-2012, 11:20 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Never bang the wrench with a hammer. Get a longer wrench. Get a big long tube and slide it over the end of the wrench to extend the leverage. No sudden jolts. Steady, even force is what does the job. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-24-2012, 12:02 AM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Impact is more effective and safer than more strain. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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