The end is nigh!...again???

Aliantha · 11-14-2008, 12:30 AM

Have you ever heard of Nibiru and the Anunnaki?

Here's a bit of history:

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About 450,000 years ago, Alalu, the deposed ruler of the Anunnaki on Nibiru, escaped the planet on a spaceship and found refuge on Earth. He discovered that Earth had plenty of gold, which Nibiru needed to protect its diminishing atmosphere. They began to mine Earth's gold, and there were a lot of political battles among the Anunnaki for power. Then around 300,000 years or so ago, the Anunnaki decided to create a race of workers by genetically manipulating the primates on the planet. The result was homo sapiens - us. Eventually, rulership of the Earth was handed over to humans and the Anunnaki left, at least for the time being. Sitchin ties all this - and much more - into the stories of the first books of the Bible and the histories of other ancient cultures, especially Egyptian. (Here's a good time chart of the alleged events.)

It's an astonishing story, to say the least. Most historians, anthropologists and archeologists consider it all Sumerian myth, of course. But Sitchin's work has created a diehard cadre of believers and researchers who take the story at face value. And some of them, whose ideas are getting widespread attention thanks to the Internet, contend that the return of Nibiru is close at hand - possibly as soon as somewhere between 2003 and 2013!

When's that calendar thingy s'posed to run out? 2012 some time?

Does anyone believe this story?

ZenGum · 11-14-2008, 03:02 AM

I don't even believe the story about anyone believing the first story.

TheMercenary · 11-14-2008, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Does anyone believe this story?

No. I haven't been convinced much of the bible is based on fact.

Pie · 11-14-2008, 07:34 AM

Shawnee123 · 11-14-2008, 07:59 AM

Everyone knows the aliens are coming back on Dec 24, 2011.

Did you all miss Outer Space Connection? See, I'll be ready for them!

Trilby · 11-14-2008, 10:38 AM

What? The Myans' already done did the math. 2012, we're toast. Does no one watch Oprah?

ETA: Shawnee, with what will you greet our conquerors? A bundt cake? Do they even LIKE bundt cake?

Sundae · 11-14-2008, 10:43 AM

I read that as burned cake.
Well, you never know - King Alfred might have had something there...

Shawnee123 · 11-14-2008, 10:47 AM

Puh, I'll take your Oprah and raise you a Rod Serling. ROD SERLING. If he didn't know all about when the aliens would return then no one does. Oprah will probably buy them all cars. Puh.

I'm thinking of greeting them with Green Bean Casserole and Pigs in a Blanket. They'll love me the most!

Sundae · 11-14-2008, 10:53 AM

You're onto something there - I'll make Devils on Horseback - even aliens gotta love the bacon.

Shawnee123 · 11-14-2008, 12:32 PM

Google rules. I now know what devils on horseback are.

And, if the aliens don't like bacon, then I don't know that I want to socialize with them, anyway. Hmmmph.

Trilby · 11-14-2008, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

And, if the aliens don't like bacon, then I don't know that I want to socialize with them, anyway. Hmmmph.

Agreed.

toranokaze · 11-14-2008, 07:25 PM

Trilby · 11-14-2008, 07:58 PM

^ perfect!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-15-2008, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Everyone knows the aliens are coming back on Dec 24, 2011.

Oh shit, how many? I have to get Christmas presents for them.

ZenGum · 11-15-2008, 05:09 AM

Love the picture ... if only the author could spell "were"...

11-14-2008, 03:02 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I don't even believe the story about anyone believing the first story. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-14-2008, 07:34 AM	#4
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	__________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-14-2008, 07:59 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Everyone knows the aliens are coming back on Dec 24, 2011. Did you all miss Outer Space Connection? See, I'll be ready for them! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-14-2008, 10:38 AM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	What? The Myans' already done did the math. 2012, we're toast. Does no one watch Oprah? ETA: Shawnee, with what will you greet our conquerors? A bundt cake? Do they even LIKE bundt cake? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-14-2008, 10:47 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Puh, I'll take your Oprah and raise you a Rod Serling. ROD SERLING. If he didn't know all about when the aliens would return then no one does. Oprah will probably buy them all cars. Puh. I'm thinking of greeting them with Green Bean Casserole and Pigs in a Blanket. They'll love me the most! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-14-2008, 10:43 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I read that as burned cake. Well, you never know - King Alfred might have had something there...

11-14-2008, 10:53 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You're onto something there - I'll make Devils on Horseback - even aliens gotta love the bacon.

11-14-2008, 12:32 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Google rules. I now know what devils on horseback are. And, if the aliens don't like bacon, then I don't know that I want to socialize with them, anyway. Hmmmph. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-14-2008, 07:25 PM	#12
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Attached Images __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

11-14-2008, 07:58 PM	#13
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	^ perfect! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-15-2008, 05:09 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Love the picture ... if only the author could spell "were"... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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