Punchlines!

footfootfoot · 10-20-2012, 09:18 PM

Why are there no jokes about Jonestown? The Punchline is too long.

This is a thread to post ONLY the punchline of a joke (or multiple jokes) After a suitable length of time, we'll create a list and see how many of us know the joke leading up to the punchlines.

I'll start with a few old standbys:

1) A pig that special, you don't want to eat all at once.

2) Rectum? Damn near killed him.

3) Probably not the same Elephant.

Griff · 10-20-2012, 09:38 PM

5) Hey buddy, what's with the long face.

regular.joe · 10-21-2012, 12:03 AM

6) The snail says "what the fuck you do that for?"

regular.joe · 10-21-2012, 12:04 AM

7) The bartender says "What's this, some kind of a joke?"

ZenGum · 10-21-2012, 12:24 AM

8. The mouse says "take it all, bitch".

footfootfoot · 10-21-2012, 12:55 AM

9) Actually, it's just vanilla ice cream.

10) Do you think I should have said "DiMaggio?"

11) Ahhh, Goddamned lousy rain.

infinite monkey · 10-21-2012, 05:42 AM

12. ...and asked for a beer and a mop.

13. And that's not my finger.

14. Wanders around the house all night wondering if there is a dog.

ZenGum · 10-21-2012, 06:45 AM

15. Long time no see.

Undertoad · 10-21-2012, 07:50 AM

16. Paint my house.

jimhelm · 10-21-2012, 09:40 AM

17. The bear looks at his paws and says, "Ive always had these"

busterb · 10-21-2012, 10:38 AM

18. "Well, ain't that nice!"

infinite monkey · 10-21-2012, 10:40 AM

19. Bofus?

Happy Monkey · 10-21-2012, 10:43 AM

20. The Aristocrats!

infinite monkey · 10-21-2012, 11:25 AM

21. Moo!

BigV · 10-21-2012, 12:07 PM

22-- "Well," said the older man, "sometimes it's not the joke, but how you tell it."

10-20-2012, 09:18 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Punchlines! Why are there no jokes about Jonestown? The Punchline is too long. This is a thread to post ONLY the punchline of a joke (or multiple jokes) After a suitable length of time, we'll create a list and see how many of us know the joke leading up to the punchlines. I'll start with a few old standbys: 1) A pig that special, you don't want to eat all at once. 2) Rectum? Damn near killed him. 3) Probably not the same Elephant. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-20-2012, 09:38 PM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	5) Hey buddy, what's with the long face. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-21-2012, 12:03 AM	#3
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	6) The snail says "what the fuck you do that for?" __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

10-21-2012, 12:04 AM	#4
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	7) The bartender says "What's this, some kind of a joke?" __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

10-21-2012, 12:24 AM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	8. The mouse says "take it all, bitch". __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-21-2012, 12:55 AM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	9) Actually, it's just vanilla ice cream. 10) Do you think I should have said "DiMaggio?" 11) Ahhh, Goddamned lousy rain. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-21-2012, 05:42 AM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	12. ...and asked for a beer and a mop. 13. And that's not my finger. 14. Wanders around the house all night wondering if there is a dog.

10-21-2012, 06:45 AM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	15. Long time no see. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-21-2012, 07:50 AM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	16. Paint my house.

10-21-2012, 09:40 AM	#10
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	17. The bear looks at his paws and says, "Ive always had these" __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-21-2012, 10:38 AM	#11
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	18. "Well, ain't that nice!" __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

10-21-2012, 10:40 AM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	19. Bofus?

10-21-2012, 10:43 AM	#13
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	20. The Aristocrats! __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

10-21-2012, 11:25 AM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	21. Moo!

10-21-2012, 12:07 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	22-- "Well," said the older man, "sometimes it's not the joke, but how you tell it." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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