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12-15-2005, 04:37 AM | #1 |
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Write a Christmas Jingle.....please!
I am trying to win the "world's largest stocking" at work. It has to be for needy kid(s). I know just the little rug-rats who never have much in the way of toys, and get very damn little for Christmas. They don't go hungry, but apparently the folks "hobbies" come first.....if ya know what I mean.
SO....I can fill out the entry form just fine, problem is we have to also jot down some kind of a litle "company Christmas jingle" on the entry form. I am SO BLANK. Anyone ??? Please ??? Won't you do it for the kids???? No specified length or anything - just a "company jingle". that includes the one-word name of the company. All I can say it that it is a 5 letter word, one syllable, and rhymes quite well with "BIKES". Any and all help will be so very greatly appreciated by me, the less talented here !! Guess I'm talent-challenged! If you need any general info about the organization requesting the jingle, this is the best I can give: 1. The company provide tech support for various clients 2. 1st Goal is excellent customer satisfaction 3. Very team-work oriented, everyone supports each other like family 4. Meeting high quality goals rewards us techs with extra $$ and extra time off. Don't know if that helps, but I need a jingle! Where are those cellar poets?? THANKS!!!!!! |
12-15-2005, 09:28 AM | #2 |
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when your system is AFU
I'll tell you what to do pick up the phone and call Mike's You'll be as happy as carpet munching Dikes!
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12-15-2005, 09:39 AM | #3 |
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When your email is in a big jam
'Cause you're getting a whole lot of spam Don't go take a hike You can just call up {Mike} We'll fix you up quickly, yes Ma'am! Very, very lame. If this wins, the judging committee needs to be tested for hallucinogens. |
12-15-2005, 10:21 AM | #4 |
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[Mike's] famous help line,
try it. You'll see. Their great tech support is waiting for thee. [Mike's], yeah! |
12-15-2005, 10:56 AM | #5 |
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Christmas sucks, Christmas blows,
You're all a bunch of Christmas schmoes. Silent night, Holy night, I dread each return of this calender blight.
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12-15-2005, 11:14 AM | #6 |
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Wow, we have a winner!
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12-15-2005, 11:25 AM | #7 |
The urban Jane Goodall
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You guys have no idea how much I hate holidays.
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12-15-2005, 01:15 PM | #8 |
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I wasn't being sarcastic, btw. I'd shop at a store that featured that jingle.
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12-15-2005, 02:36 PM | #9 |
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for Troubleshooter, merry christmas, so to speak.
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12-16-2005, 03:56 AM | #10 |
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I'll try track down John Bobson - he's away at the moment, but I have his email address and you never know....
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12-21-2005, 07:42 PM | #11 |
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THANKS!! I appreciate the input. I'll let you know if we win!
I can almost guarantee that limberpoet's jingle won't be the winner chosen by "management" but I'll submit it too! (Anonymously, of course). Troubleshooter - sorry you hate the holidays so much. Over the years, I have hated them a lot,at times, and no matter what you do, you can't escape them, they're just everywhere! You can't just choose to not be a part of it, because its at work, every public place, every family or friends place you go, etc. for about three months.... |
12-22-2005, 03:55 AM | #12 |
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Last minute down to the wire entry:
Technical toubles got you down? Mike's will wipe away that frown! Roses are red, Christmas should be too So don't let computer errors turn your holiday blue. Mike's will come to rescue you just like Rudolf on Christmas eve! Yes, Virginia you can believe An account with Mike's Is the best gift you can recieve! |
12-22-2005, 04:28 PM | #13 | |
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Quote:
And who says I want to escape them? There are plenty of people who actually existed that we can celebrate, why make shit up?
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