I hate the 4th of July

Clodfobble · 07-01-2007, 10:12 PM

Yeah yeah, our country's great, freedom isn't free, the American Revolution was awesome--that's all great.

But seriously, fireworks are dumb. They could hypothetically be fun, if the weather were cool and you had a good view and a comfortable place to sit and it weren't obscenely crowded--but in my lifetime this set of circumstances has never even come closer than 50% fulfilled.

To make up for this, people shoot off their own backyard fireworks after dark for a whole freaking week. They can't do it at twilight; no, 10:00 PM is apparently the perfect time for crappy little home-sized explosions that are more sound than light. Nothing like having the baby wake up and start crying at the same moment the 5-year-old runs out of his bedroom shouting "I think someone is shooting at our house!"

And you know what? Hot dogs are gross.

Bah humbug.

lumberjim · 07-01-2007, 10:28 PM

i think I'll go grill a couple hotdogs.

07-01-2007, 10:29 PM

Kosher hotdogs are awesome. I would not eat a "regular" hotdog in a gulag.
Well, perhaps, once my toenails were gone.

lumberjim · 07-01-2007, 10:45 PM

nathan's

07-01-2007, 10:55 PM

Nat's is not Kosher, at least I don't think so, but, if I am correct. They have theirs made by a Kosher factory. So the equipment is cleaned regularly to kosher standard and they state that they only use choice cuts. So, I would eat them if offered.
I prefer another brand.

lumberjim · 07-01-2007, 11:17 PM

fuck kosher. thumanns's are by far the ultimate hot dog. if you disagree, i will kick your ass.

07-01-2007, 11:20 PM

Thanks for the tip man.

lumberjim · 07-01-2007, 11:25 PM

good luck getting them down there, though....until very recently we had to wait for my step father in law to go up to north jersey and get them.....now they're making their way into the philly market.....

still a rare thing when i get them. maybe they'll fed ex them to you. trust me....they're worth the effort. they actually have the litle string in between the links. fucken awesome....and you dont start getting grossed out after 3 of them like ALL other hot dogs.

07-01-2007, 11:26 PM

I have friends.

elSicomoro · 07-01-2007, 11:28 PM

Hebrew National...good stuff.

We tried to watch fireworks from a local park from our back porch last night, but the fucking trees a couple of blocks away were too high. Time to cut those fuckers down.

lumberjim · 07-01-2007, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

I have friends.

cool...i was gonna offer to send you some.....looking on the site, i don;t see where they'll send them direct.

Bullitt · 07-01-2007, 11:32 PM

I always go up on the roof of my buddy's house to watch our town's fireworks show. The American Fireworks company is in our town so they put on quite a show.
Plus we throw Blackcats down onto the people in the grass below us, they shoot bottle rockets back, it's a fun time.

07-01-2007, 11:33 PM

Yeah, every now and again I have a friend that goes to the Dean & Deluca store for me. I need some truffle oil and real bangers soon.
Thank you though.

Telefunken · 07-01-2007, 11:58 PM

The red hot dogs found in Maine are about the best.

breakingnews · 07-02-2007, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

And you know what? Hot dogs are gross.

Bah humbug.

You need to eat a Boars' Head all-beef franks with natural casings. Fuckin amazing - they *snap* when you bite into 'em.

07-01-2007, 10:12 PM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I hate the 4th of July Yeah yeah, our country's great, freedom isn't free, the American Revolution was awesome--that's all great. But seriously, fireworks are dumb. They could hypothetically be fun, if the weather were cool and you had a good view and a comfortable place to sit and it weren't obscenely crowded--but in my lifetime this set of circumstances has never even come closer than 50% fulfilled. To make up for this, people shoot off their own backyard fireworks after dark for a whole freaking week. They can't do it at twilight; no, 10:00 PM is apparently the perfect time for crappy little home-sized explosions that are more sound than light. Nothing like having the baby wake up and start crying at the same moment the 5-year-old runs out of his bedroom shouting "I think someone is shooting at our house!" And you know what? Hot dogs are gross. Bah humbug.

07-01-2007, 10:28 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i think I'll go grill a couple hotdogs. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-01-2007, 10:45 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	nathan's __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-01-2007, 11:17 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	fuck kosher. thumanns's are by far the ultimate hot dog. if you disagree, i will kick your ass. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-01-2007, 11:25 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	good luck getting them down there, though....until very recently we had to wait for my step father in law to go up to north jersey and get them.....now they're making their way into the philly market..... still a rare thing when i get them. maybe they'll fed ex them to you. trust me....they're worth the effort. they actually have the litle string in between the links. fucken awesome....and you dont start getting grossed out after 3 of them like ALL other hot dogs. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-01-2007, 10:29 PM	#3
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Kosher hotdogs are awesome. I would not eat a "regular" hotdog in a gulag. Well, perhaps, once my toenails were gone.

07-01-2007, 10:55 PM	#5
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Nat's is not Kosher, at least I don't think so, but, if I am correct. They have theirs made by a Kosher factory. So the equipment is cleaned regularly to kosher standard and they state that they only use choice cuts. So, I would eat them if offered. I prefer another brand.

07-01-2007, 11:20 PM	#7
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Thanks for the tip man.

07-01-2007, 11:26 PM	#9
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I have friends.

07-01-2007, 11:28 PM	#10
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Hebrew National...good stuff. We tried to watch fireworks from a local park from our back porch last night, but the fucking trees a couple of blocks away were too high. Time to cut those fuckers down.

07-01-2007, 11:32 PM	#12
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	I always go up on the roof of my buddy's house to watch our town's fireworks show. The American Fireworks company is in our town so they put on quite a show. Plus we throw Blackcats down onto the people in the grass below us, they shoot bottle rockets back, it's a fun time. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

07-01-2007, 11:33 PM	#13
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, every now and again I have a friend that goes to the Dean & Deluca store for me. I need some truffle oil and real bangers soon. Thank you though.

07-01-2007, 11:58 PM	#14
Telefunken Going for the DX Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Taxachusetts Posts: 82	The red hot dogs found in Maine are about the best.

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