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DucksNuts · 08-08-2007, 05:14 AM

Have you ever been masturbating and had your boss' voice come on the radio?

Me? Nooooo, I havent ever!!! but I can imagine it would seriously suck.

lumberjim · 08-08-2007, 05:20 AM

especially if you'd just been thinking about him.

Aliantha · 08-08-2007, 06:54 AM

I don't generally listen to the radio when I masturbate

Weird Harold · 08-08-2007, 03:41 PM

Have you ever wondered if someone on this forum is famous? It seams like a great anonymous way to mingle with the common folk. If I was George Bush I would join a liberal blog, and be the loudest voice criticizing the administration, just to fuck with people.

08-08-2007, 04:04 PM

Fallen into a rotten cow carcass or pond of human shit?

zippyt · 08-08-2007, 04:15 PM

Have you ever sat in a fox hole and let a 52 TON Tank roll over the hole ??

08-08-2007, 05:18 PM

Nope... scary.

spudcon · 08-08-2007, 05:41 PM

Have you ever confused your cat?

DanaC · 08-08-2007, 05:54 PM

Not sure, but Ducks freaked the fuck out of her dog just recently :P

DucksNuts · 08-08-2007, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

especially if you'd just been thinking about him.

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Aliantha · 08-09-2007, 04:06 AM

I once fell into a little creek that had lots of cow shit in it. That's kind of a have you ever. Actually, I had my belly button pierced at the time and it got infected and I had to remove it or get antibiotics. I chose to remove it.

DanaC · 08-09-2007, 04:08 AM

Wow....so the funny story is actuallly quite gory in the end :P

Aliantha · 08-09-2007, 04:30 AM

it was very gory. It was so infected by the time I finally decided I had to bite the bullet that I had to use needle nose pliers to get it undone.

spudcon · 08-09-2007, 06:22 AM

been caught fondling a mannequin?

DanaC · 08-09-2007, 07:47 AM

Been fondled whilst masquerading as a mannequin?

08-08-2007, 05:20 AM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	especially if you'd just been thinking about him. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-08-2007, 06:54 AM	#18
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I don't generally listen to the radio when I masturbate __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-08-2007, 03:41 PM	#19
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	Have you ever wondered if someone on this forum is famous? It seams like a great anonymous way to mingle with the common folk. If I was George Bush I would join a liberal blog, and be the loudest voice criticizing the administration, just to fuck with people. __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

08-08-2007, 04:15 PM	#21
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Have you ever sat in a fox hole and let a 52 TON Tank roll over the hole ?? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-09-2007, 04:06 AM	#26
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I once fell into a little creek that had lots of cow shit in it. That's kind of a have you ever. Actually, I had my belly button pierced at the time and it got infected and I had to remove it or get antibiotics. I chose to remove it. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-08-2007, 05:14 AM	#16
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Have you ever been masturbating and had your boss' voice come on the radio? Me? Nooooo, I havent ever!!! but I can imagine it would seriously suck.

08-08-2007, 04:04 PM	#20
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Fallen into a rotten cow carcass or pond of human shit?

08-08-2007, 05:18 PM	#22
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Nope... scary.

08-08-2007, 05:41 PM	#23
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Have you ever confused your cat?

08-08-2007, 05:54 PM	#24
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Not sure, but Ducks freaked the fuck out of her dog just recently :P

08-09-2007, 04:08 AM	#27
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Wow....so the funny story is actuallly quite gory in the end :P

08-09-2007, 04:30 AM	#28
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	it was very gory. It was so infected by the time I finally decided I had to bite the bullet that I had to use needle nose pliers to get it undone. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-09-2007, 06:22 AM	#29
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Have you ever... been caught fondling a mannequin?

08-09-2007, 07:47 AM	#30
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Have you ever... Been fondled whilst masquerading as a mannequin?

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