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Old 08-09-2007, 01:50 PM   #31
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So what does your tummy look like with no belly button? Pictures?
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Old 08-11-2007, 10:34 AM   #32
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...resisted the urge to not supersize your meal at McDonalds?
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Old 08-11-2007, 11:00 AM   #33
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Farted so hard that you emptied an entire restaurant.
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Old 08-11-2007, 11:20 AM   #34
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Taken your clothes off and ran through the sprinklers on the courthouse lawn in the middle of the night? (tipsy)

Me either.....

Just thought I might ask.....
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:00 PM   #35
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Ok, here's a classic.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Yes, actually. He was quite charming....

In the end, however, he tried to destroy me, as all devils do.

Have you ever done something that hurt you, just so you could feel (and get lost in) the pain?
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:34 AM   #36
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physically no

emotionally yes.



Have you ever tucked your beautiful dress into your gstring at a flashy race meet and paraded back to your table like your shit dont stink ?
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:13 PM   #37
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Have you ever tucked your beautiful dress into your gstring at a flashy race meet and paraded back to your table like your shit dont stink ?
Twice. I must pay more attention. What made it worse was that I the dress was tucked in the front and my left nut was hanging out.
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Old 08-17-2007, 02:52 AM   #38
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Twice. I must pay more attention. What made it worse was that I the dress was tucked in the front and my left nut was hanging out.
Owwww Owwwww...My eyes!...I am struck blind by the vision...
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Old 08-17-2007, 09:10 AM   #39
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Have you ever... taken a train apart and eaten it, piece by piece, AFTER you just de-railed it with your PENIS?
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Old 08-17-2007, 07:38 PM   #40
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i feel your pain. my cat gives me funny stares when i get undressed in front of him. like he is going "oh god mum/master - thats just wrong - human boobs nooooooooooooo"
I'm sure he's thinking, "Psh, only two?"
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