Posting on the Cellar

Big Sarge · 11-06-2008, 10:39 AM

I have something that is bothering me. Can Undertoad see me when I'm posting? Do I need to start wearing clothes when I'm online? Is it too much temptation for him?

Cicero · 11-06-2008, 10:42 AM

Yes, because he has remote access to your computer. He knows everything you do on it. Feel better?

There are proagrams he uses to remotely access your desktop using your IP address, and when you register here, he has access. It's a live feed when he clicks into your user control panel.

Sundae · 11-06-2008, 10:47 AM

He PM'd me to ask me to put some clothes on once.
But that was because I was in an internet cafe and he was worried about me.

Cicero · 11-06-2008, 10:57 AM

He caught me trying to post once about Sundae's choice of hair color, and told me not to even think about saying anything about it.

The pop up window just said: shut it cicero. Get out of the thread.

That's when I figured out the live feed thing. Otherwise I would have been completely naive.

lumberjim · 11-06-2008, 10:59 AM

Not only can he see you.....the fuckin guy can SMELL you.

Cicero · 11-06-2008, 11:02 AM

Jim, everyone can smell you from here.

lol!!

Is that "axe"?!?

lumberjim · 11-06-2008, 11:03 AM

smell *these*

Undertoad · 11-06-2008, 11:14 AM

In the olden days, when people would use modems to reach the Cellar, it was a simple matter to watch everyone type. Character by character, you'd see an exact duplicate of their screen.

the only one I remember is tw. he's a hunt and peck typist. imagine him posting those posts, hunt and peck. OMGWTFLOL

Cicero · 11-06-2008, 12:04 PM

In your experience UT...Are the trolls bad typists? Do they all hunt and peck? Or do they just have their machines set on caps lock and just go for it?

Big Sarge · 11-06-2008, 01:36 PM

AH-HA!!! UT will never be able to control my thoughts again. I have also taken the precaution of covering my genitals with foil.

Sundae · 11-06-2008, 01:47 PM

Mmmmmm, should be nice and moist then....

Beest · 11-06-2008, 01:49 PM

err,

you seem have your spectacles on your testicle.

or are your genitals also wrapped in foil

Flint · 11-06-2008, 02:29 PM

note to self: is there a band called The Spectesticles?

lumberjim · 11-06-2008, 02:34 PM

or maybe 'tinfoil beanbag'?

LabRat · 11-06-2008, 02:53 PM

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11-06-2008, 10:39 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Posting on the Cellar I have something that is bothering me. Can Undertoad see me when I'm posting? Do I need to start wearing clothes when I'm online? Is it too much temptation for him? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-06-2008, 10:42 AM	#2
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Yes, because he has remote access to your computer. He knows everything you do on it. Feel better? There are proagrams he uses to remotely access your desktop using your IP address, and when you register here, he has access. It's a live feed when he clicks into your user control panel. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung Last edited by Cicero; 11-06-2008 at 10:53 AM.

11-06-2008, 10:57 AM	#4
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	He caught me trying to post once about Sundae's choice of hair color, and told me not to even think about saying anything about it. The pop up window just said: shut it cicero. Get out of the thread. That's when I figured out the live feed thing. Otherwise I would have been completely naive. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-06-2008, 10:59 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Not only can he see you.....the fuckin guy can SMELL you. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-06-2008, 11:02 AM	#6
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Jim, everyone can smell you from here. lol!! Is that "axe"?!? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-06-2008, 10:47 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	He PM'd me to ask me to put some clothes on once. But that was because I was in an internet cafe and he was worried about me.

11-06-2008, 11:03 AM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	smell these __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-06-2008, 11:14 AM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	In the olden days, when people would use modems to reach the Cellar, it was a simple matter to watch everyone type. Character by character, you'd see an exact duplicate of their screen. the only one I remember is tw. he's a hunt and peck typist. imagine him posting those posts, hunt and peck. OMGWTFLOL

11-06-2008, 12:04 PM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	In your experience UT...Are the trolls bad typists? Do they all hunt and peck? Or do they just have their machines set on caps lock and just go for it? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-06-2008, 01:36 PM	#10
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	AH-HA!!! UT will never be able to control my thoughts again. I have also taken the precaution of covering my genitals with foil. Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-06-2008, 01:47 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Mmmmmm, should be nice and moist then....

11-06-2008, 01:49 PM	#12
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 957	err, you seem have your spectacles on your testicle. or are your genitals also wrapped in foil Last edited by Beest; 11-06-2008 at 02:08 PM.

11-06-2008, 02:29 PM	#13
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	note to self: is there a band called The Spectesticles? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

11-06-2008, 02:34 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	or maybe 'tinfoil beanbag'? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-06-2008, 02:53 PM	#15
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	. Attached Images __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

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