I found a name for my pain

monster · 08-15-2013, 11:01 PM

well maybe a phrase....

It only hurts when I think

sexobon · 08-15-2013, 11:29 PM

This must be the brain pain name game for the lame thread.

A brown haired, blue eyed woman walks into the doctor's office and says "Every place I touch my body it hurts." The doctor says "That's rather unusual. Can you show me?" The woman touches her head and says "Ow." She touches her arm and says "Ow." Touches her waist and says "Ow." Her leg - "Ow." The doctor says "You can stop now." The doctor asks "You're not really a brunette are you?" The woman says" No, I'm a natural blonde, how'd you know? The doctor says "You have a broken finger."

lumberjim · 08-16-2013, 06:47 AM

Ha! I love it when I don't see the punchline coming.

orthodoc · 08-16-2013, 07:22 AM

I think it'd be funnier without the 'blonde' reference. Just "You can stop now." The woman says, "But what's wrong with me, doctor?" "You have a broken finger."

glatt · 08-16-2013, 07:28 AM

What it really needs is "and then she fainted" at the end.

monster · 08-16-2013, 08:36 AM

and then she farted

BigV · 08-16-2013, 12:09 PM

faintly.

monster · 08-16-2013, 01:18 PM

but not too faintly otherwise we'd have to go through the "if nobody hears her fart, was it noisy" discussion...

sexobon · 08-17-2013, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orthodoc

I think it'd be funnier without the 'blonde' reference. Just "You can stop now." The woman says, "But what's wrong with me, doctor?" "You have a broken finger."

My bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

and then she farted

I thought I had thrown political correctness to the wind.

lumberjim · 08-17-2013, 08:46 PM

I think the blonde reference is key to the joke. And I'm blonde.

DanaC · 08-18-2013, 01:35 PM

Yehbut you're a viking! Rawr!

08-15-2013, 11:01 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I found a name for my pain well maybe a phrase.... It only hurts when I think __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-16-2013, 06:47 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Ha! I love it when I don't see the punchline coming. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-16-2013, 07:22 AM	#4
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I think it'd be funnier without the 'blonde' reference. Just "You can stop now." The woman says, "But what's wrong with me, doctor?" "You have a broken finger." __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

08-16-2013, 08:36 AM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	and then she farted __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-16-2013, 12:09 PM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	faintly. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-15-2013, 11:29 PM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	This must be the brain pain name game for the lame thread. A brown haired, blue eyed woman walks into the doctor's office and says "Every place I touch my body it hurts." The doctor says "That's rather unusual. Can you show me?" The woman touches her head and says "Ow." She touches her arm and says "Ow." Touches her waist and says "Ow." Her leg - "Ow." The doctor says "You can stop now." The doctor asks "You're not really a brunette are you?" The woman says" No, I'm a natural blonde, how'd you know? The doctor says "You have a broken finger."

08-16-2013, 07:28 AM	#5
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	What it really needs is "and then she fainted" at the end.

08-16-2013, 01:18 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	but not too faintly otherwise we'd have to go through the "if nobody hears her fart, was it noisy" discussion... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-17-2013, 08:46 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I think the blonde reference is key to the joke. And I'm blonde. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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