Q&A - Page 120

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2006, 10:32 AM

No.

Is it over yet?

yesman065 · 12-04-2006, 02:04 PM

It has only begun.

Have you decorated yet?

Shawnee123 · 12-04-2006, 02:06 PM

Yes, I pulled a snowman (pronounced snow-mun) mug out and put it on my counter.

Can you loan me Christmas?

Edited to add:
Yikes, in light of another thread I want to make absolutely sure you all know I'm kidding!

12-05-2006, 01:12 AM

You can HAVE Christmas. Do you think a person would burn in hell forever if they went out on BLM land and cut down a 2 foot pinon pine for their X-mas tree?

Aliantha · 12-05-2006, 01:14 AM

They wouldn't go to hell, but you might get a fine if you get caught.

Do you think it's time for me to put my tree up yet?

yesman065 · 12-05-2006, 07:32 AM

I will if you will. I haven't even bought one yet.

Is it time to start shopping, or should I wait till the last second . . . AGAIN.

glatt · 12-05-2006, 07:45 AM

Time to start shopping now, for that tree.

If you aren't cutting it yourself, it's best to buy one as soon as possible and stick it in a bucket of water in the back yard until you a ready to bring it inside. Otherwise you'll be buying a pre-dried tree. They are mostly all cut in late October early November and trucked to the lots. It's not like buying it just before Christmas will mean it's any fresher.

Do these jeans make my ass look big?

Shawnee123 · 12-05-2006, 07:50 AM

Yes.

Does my ass make these jeans look big?

barefoot serpent · 12-05-2006, 10:22 AM

No - more like sausage casings.

Am I glad that I'm a few states west?

Shawnee123 · 12-05-2006, 11:39 AM

If you're not, you should be! :p

Would you rather be a few states east?

12-05-2006, 10:59 PM

No, because then I couldn't sneak off and cut pinons. I'm taking orders. Fresh and ship the same day, $5.00 - $20.00 depending on size. Shipping extra.

Want one?

Aliantha · 12-05-2006, 11:27 PM

No.

Would you like a gum tree?

Shawnee123 · 12-06-2006, 07:40 AM

Yes...would it survive in this climate?

Do you chew gum?

12-07-2006, 01:35 AM

No. Do you chew on the cookies that get left out for Santa on X-mas Eve?

Tonchi · 12-08-2006, 02:58 PM

No. They are all eaten up before I remember to put any out for Santa

Does your cat climb the Christmas tree?

12-04-2006, 10:32 AM	#1786
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No. Is it over yet? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-04-2006, 02:06 PM	#1788
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yes, I pulled a snowman (pronounced snow-mun) mug out and put it on my counter. Can you loan me Christmas? Edited to add: Yikes, in light of another thread I want to make absolutely sure you all know I'm kidding! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 12-04-2006 at 02:42 PM.

12-05-2006, 01:14 AM	#1790
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	They wouldn't go to hell, but you might get a fine if you get caught. Do you think it's time for me to put my tree up yet? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-05-2006, 07:50 AM	#1793
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yes. Does my ass make these jeans look big? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-05-2006, 10:22 AM	#1794
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	No - more like sausage casings. Am I glad that I'm a few states west? __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

12-04-2006, 02:04 PM	#1787
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	It has only begun. Have you decorated yet?

12-05-2006, 01:12 AM	#1789
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	You can HAVE Christmas. Do you think a person would burn in hell forever if they went out on BLM land and cut down a 2 foot pinon pine for their X-mas tree?

12-05-2006, 07:32 AM	#1791
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I will if you will. I haven't even bought one yet. Is it time to start shopping, or should I wait till the last second . . . AGAIN.

12-05-2006, 07:45 AM	#1792
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Time to start shopping now, for that tree. If you aren't cutting it yourself, it's best to buy one as soon as possible and stick it in a bucket of water in the back yard until you a ready to bring it inside. Otherwise you'll be buying a pre-dried tree. They are mostly all cut in late October early November and trucked to the lots. It's not like buying it just before Christmas will mean it's any fresher. Do these jeans make my ass look big?

12-05-2006, 11:39 AM	#1795
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If you're not, you should be! :p Would you rather be a few states east? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-05-2006, 10:59 PM	#1796
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	No, because then I couldn't sneak off and cut pinons. I'm taking orders. Fresh and ship the same day, $5.00 - $20.00 depending on size. Shipping extra. Want one?

12-05-2006, 11:27 PM	#1797
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	No. Would you like a gum tree? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-06-2006, 07:40 AM	#1798
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yes...would it survive in this climate? Do you chew gum? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-07-2006, 01:35 AM	#1799
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	No. Do you chew on the cookies that get left out for Santa on X-mas Eve?

12-08-2006, 02:58 PM	#1800
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	No. They are all eaten up before I remember to put any out for Santa Does your cat climb the Christmas tree? __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

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