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Old 06-05-2008, 11:59 AM   #1
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People with secret Taints

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Old 06-05-2008, 12:57 PM   #2
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When the taints
Go marching in
Oh when the taints go marching in
How I want to be in that number (in that number)
When the taints go marching in.
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Old 06-05-2008, 01:55 PM   #3
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In general I'd have to say a secret taint is better than a public taint, out there for everybody to see.
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:04 AM   #4
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Secret Taints.....

Taint as good as it used to be.......
But then again, it never was......
all it was cracked up to be......
Just a space in the middle.....
Burma Shave.....
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Old 06-06-2008, 07:53 AM   #5
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Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go

Tainted love, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Tainted love
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:59 AM   #6
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Mr.Show

Quote:
In a sketch that takes place in 1924, adventurer Edmund Premington (Bob) addresses a Gentlemen's Hunt Club about his adventures in Africa. His audience is appalled as he describes the effects of the lion's roar, mentioning that "you feel it first in your scrotum," that "the hairs on the end of your penis stand up," and that "you feel the nipples on your ass become erect." When one guest (David) says, "I must take severe umbrage at your anatomical logic," Premington responds, "I speak honestly, from the bottom of my vagina."
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