What's scorching your groove today? - Page 66

jimhelm · 07-28-2012, 06:33 PM

So,...um... how hard did he hit you? was it just a swat? or did he hurt you?

monster · 07-28-2012, 09:13 PM

irrelevant. One person's swat is another's broken arm.

zippyt · 07-28-2012, 09:36 PM

Exactly what mon said , Bri was driving the family at high way speeds ,
Dip shit could have killed them all ,
He needs a Reality check , Upside his Head !!!

footfootfoot · 07-28-2012, 09:44 PM

First song is great, but start at 2:40 for your song, Brianna

Trilby · 07-29-2012, 07:18 AM

thanks for the song, footfootfoot. My father's apology was somewhat less heart-felt.

the next day he said, "We got off to a rough start," and that was it! The "apology"

and jimhelm - he didn't hurt me; he was in the back seat and he sort of karate-chopped me where my neck and shoulder meet. It's just, as zippy said, I was driving 75 mph on a turnpike and it was a pretty unexpected karate-chop. I could've wrecked the car. He's such a tool.

I'm better today. No more whining! Not today anyway.

monster · 07-29-2012, 07:34 AM

Duck Tape

classicman · 07-30-2012, 10:25 PM

I'm with Jim & Zip... Drop his ass harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!

Aliantha · 08-17-2012, 01:15 AM

ok, this is just a big bitch from me, so please feel free to ignore it because there's really no advice I need. I just want to smack some bitches in the face.

One of the local ladies here had her birthday on Wednesday, and I was going to arrange a facial for her for her birthday (now I'd like to give her something less pleasant than the original facial of course) because I don't really go in for the group gift thing that the other ladies were planning. Along with that, there was meant to be a dinner at the local pub on Sat night to celebrate which I wasn't keen on going to, mostly because the kids have footy in the arvo and I'm going to be tired, so I asked her last week if she'd like to have lunch today (friday) instead. She said she was busy today, so I figured I'd just make an appearance on Sat night and come home early. In the mean time, I've been trying to get her to commit to a time to come over on Sunday for her facial (she'd better not show up now) but she's been worried about being hung over blah blah.

In the mean time, I was talking to another mutual friend yesterday and suggested we have lunch and a catch up today since I had the day free, and she's not going to be there on Sat night either. She said she was too busy today so that was fine. I just hung around home and it was probably better anyway.

So, I'm sitting in the car checking facebook whilst waiting for Mav from school, and there's a lovely status from one to the other thanking them for the lovely lunch.

Fuck them bitches!

Facial is off and so is anything else they have in mind. They're going on a cruise in a month or so with a group of locals. I hope the fucking boat sinks.

Anyway, I sent a text to the one I'm closest to saying how she could have just said she was having lunch with the other rather than just saying she was busy, and she told me to 'grow up'. I wonder if she's forgotten I'm the one who's taking her son to footy and home again tomorrow cause she's going away with her b/f for the weekend.

Dumb fucking cunts. They can all kiss my fucking arse.

sexobon · 08-17-2012, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

... just want to smack some bitches in the face.

I prefer to spank their derrieres myself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

... Fuck them bitches!

Now you're talkin'!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

... Dumb fucking cunts.

The best kind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

... They can all kiss my fucking arse.

Pics please!

Keep the information coming: you can always seek asylum in Ecuador.

Trilby · 08-18-2012, 04:43 AM

Here we go! driving maniacs to pennsylvania! spending weekend with said maniacs! Good thing I've got 15mg of Enya and a WHOLE boatload of people sending me good vibes. If there's a shooting in a park in western PA it's probably my family that's involved.

wish me luck.

Sundae · 08-18-2012, 05:32 AM

Good luck Bri, good aim x

Oh Ali, do grow up.
So that when you kick those bitches in the cunt you can do more damage.

orthodoc · 08-18-2012, 01:11 PM

Hang in there Bri!! And remember the Duck Tape ... comes in handy in all sorts of situations ...

glatt · 08-18-2012, 04:02 PM

Hitting the road myself in one hour. So long, beautiful Maine. Hello, RT 95 gridlock.

morethanpretty · 08-19-2012, 06:29 AM

Wow Ali, they sound like they need to grow up themselves. They can't be honest with you that they have plans to have lunch with each other? Plus, I don't see why you couldn't be invited along. That hurts.

orthodoc · 08-19-2012, 07:39 AM

Are you still with us, Bri? Or is the drive home today? Remember the Duck Tape ... and there's always the car roof

07-28-2012, 06:33 PM	#976
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	So,...um... how hard did he hit you? was it just a swat? or did he hurt you? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

07-28-2012, 09:13 PM	#977
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	irrelevant. One person's swat is another's broken arm. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-28-2012, 09:36 PM	#978
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Exactly what mon said , Bri was driving the family at high way speeds , Dip shit could have killed them all , He needs a Reality check , Upside his Head !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-28-2012, 09:44 PM	#979
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	First song is great, but start at 2:40 for your song, Brianna __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-29-2012, 07:18 AM	#980
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	thanks for the song, footfootfoot. My father's apology was somewhat less heart-felt. the next day he said, "We got off to a rough start," and that was it! The "apology" and jimhelm - he didn't hurt me; he was in the back seat and he sort of karate-chopped me where my neck and shoulder meet. It's just, as zippy said, I was driving 75 mph on a turnpike and it was a pretty unexpected karate-chop. I could've wrecked the car. He's such a tool. I'm better today. No more whining! Not today anyway. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-29-2012, 07:34 AM	#981
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Duck Tape __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-30-2012, 10:25 PM	#982
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I'm with Jim & Zip... Drop his ass harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-17-2012, 01:15 AM	#983
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	ok, this is just a big bitch from me, so please feel free to ignore it because there's really no advice I need. I just want to smack some bitches in the face. One of the local ladies here had her birthday on Wednesday, and I was going to arrange a facial for her for her birthday (now I'd like to give her something less pleasant than the original facial of course) because I don't really go in for the group gift thing that the other ladies were planning. Along with that, there was meant to be a dinner at the local pub on Sat night to celebrate which I wasn't keen on going to, mostly because the kids have footy in the arvo and I'm going to be tired, so I asked her last week if she'd like to have lunch today (friday) instead. She said she was busy today, so I figured I'd just make an appearance on Sat night and come home early. In the mean time, I've been trying to get her to commit to a time to come over on Sunday for her facial (she'd better not show up now) but she's been worried about being hung over blah blah. In the mean time, I was talking to another mutual friend yesterday and suggested we have lunch and a catch up today since I had the day free, and she's not going to be there on Sat night either. She said she was too busy today so that was fine. I just hung around home and it was probably better anyway. So, I'm sitting in the car checking facebook whilst waiting for Mav from school, and there's a lovely status from one to the other thanking them for the lovely lunch. Fuck them bitches! Facial is off and so is anything else they have in mind. They're going on a cruise in a month or so with a group of locals. I hope the fucking boat sinks. Anyway, I sent a text to the one I'm closest to saying how she could have just said she was having lunch with the other rather than just saying she was busy, and she told me to 'grow up'. I wonder if she's forgotten I'm the one who's taking her son to footy and home again tomorrow cause she's going away with her b/f for the weekend. Dumb fucking cunts. They can all kiss my fucking arse. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-18-2012, 04:43 AM	#985
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Here we go! driving maniacs to pennsylvania! spending weekend with said maniacs! Good thing I've got 15mg of Enya and a WHOLE boatload of people sending me good vibes. If there's a shooting in a park in western PA it's probably my family that's involved. wish me luck. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-18-2012, 05:32 AM	#986
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Good luck Bri, good aim x Oh Ali, do grow up. So that when you kick those bitches in the cunt you can do more damage. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-18-2012, 01:11 PM	#987
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Hang in there Bri!! And remember the Duck Tape ... comes in handy in all sorts of situations ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

08-18-2012, 04:02 PM	#988
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Hitting the road myself in one hour. So long, beautiful Maine. Hello, RT 95 gridlock.

08-19-2012, 06:29 AM	#989
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Wow Ali, they sound like they need to grow up themselves. They can't be honest with you that they have plans to have lunch with each other? Plus, I don't see why you couldn't be invited along. That hurts. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

08-19-2012, 07:39 AM	#990
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Are you still with us, Bri? Or is the drive home today? Remember the Duck Tape ... and there's always the car roof __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

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