Stuff You Can't Do - Page 4

limey · 01-19-2011, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

..... I like to watch.

Spexxvet · 01-19-2011, 08:11 AM

You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime...

Pete Zicato · 01-19-2011, 11:23 AM

You can't hurry love.

Shawnee123 · 01-19-2011, 02:40 PM

And, you know, you never have to do that stuff:

What, am I to wake up suddenly and then
enroll at the local college, earn me a degree
and I could work weekends?
If I've worked real hard
I could mow your back yard

I can go to Europe, travel with my friends
I can blow a thousand deutsche marks
to get drunk in a pub with some Australians
Buy a giant backpack
sew a flag on the back

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

I never had to spend a summer planting trees
I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch
doubled over on my hands and knees
I never spent a single day in retail
telling people what they want to hear
telling people anything to make a sale
Eating in the food court
with the old and the bored

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

The worlds your oyster shell
But what's that funny smell
You eat the bivalve anyway
you're sick with salmonella
You get your Ph.D
How happy you will be
When you get a job at Wendy's
And are honored with employee of the month

I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
I never want to do that stuff
I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)
You never have to do that stuff

(Ed Robertson, Steven Page)

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:00 PM

you can't find a Prius with a McCain/Palin sticker on it.

Shawnee123 · 01-19-2011, 03:06 PM

You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time.

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:19 PM

Srsly? Seems to me here it's the Obamaists who lurve their sloganeering......

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:19 PM

you cannot... be serious!

Shawnee123 · 01-19-2011, 03:25 PM

I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:32 PM

Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............

monster · 01-19-2011, 03:34 PM

and that's only the cars that aren't covered in macdonalds happy toys and the like. i heard that's just an ann arbor thing, so i took a picture of one for you lot, but never posted it. I'll see if I can find it.

Shawnee123 · 01-19-2011, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity...............

Oh yeah, I've seen those too: especially in the student parking garage.

Took me about 3 weeks to figure out what the damn coexist one said.

I'm a bit iffy on any stickers. Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)

TheMercenary · 01-19-2011, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three.

Damm! you live in Alabama?!??! No rednecks or racist White Supremacists up there I bet!

TheMercenary · 01-19-2011, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Adorn your mouth with words, adorn your body with action: stickers and skink are a blathering sheep's way of expression. (disclaimer: not ALL)

What is your exception to that rule? Or was that just so you would not offend your friends with tats?

plthijinx · 01-19-2011, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

NSFW

ACK!

01-19-2011, 08:11 AM	#47
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime... __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

01-19-2011, 11:23 AM	#48
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	You can't hurry love. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

01-19-2011, 02:40 PM	#49
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	And, you know, you never have to do that stuff: What, am I to wake up suddenly and then enroll at the local college, earn me a degree and I could work weekends? If I've worked real hard I could mow your back yard I can go to Europe, travel with my friends I can blow a thousand deutsche marks to get drunk in a pub with some Australians Buy a giant backpack sew a flag on the back I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff I never had to spend a summer planting trees I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch doubled over on my hands and knees I never spent a single day in retail telling people what they want to hear telling people anything to make a sale Eating in the food court with the old and the bored I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff The worlds your oyster shell But what's that funny smell You eat the bivalve anyway you're sick with salmonella You get your Ph.D How happy you will be When you get a job at Wendy's And are honored with employee of the month I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff (Ed Robertson, Steven Page) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-19-2011, 03:00 PM	#50
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you can't find a Prius with a McCain/Palin sticker on it. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2011, 03:06 PM	#51
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	You can't read all the bumper stickers on cars/trucks that do have McCain/Palin stickers, because there are too many and you just don't have the time. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-19-2011, 03:19 PM	#52
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Srsly? Seems to me here it's the Obamaists who lurve their sloganeering...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2011, 03:19 PM	#53
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you cannot... be serious! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2011, 03:25 PM	#54
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I see both, but on my daily commutes there is often a McCain/Palin amongst the stickers that say things like "I killed me a 12 point" and "Spit out your window if you love Jesus" and "My wife is a bitch so I killed her" and "I worship Brooks & Dunn" and "My tattoos express my individuality, just like my bumper stickers" and "What Would Jesus Do" and a confederate flag or three. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-19-2011, 03:32 PM	#55
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Here it's coexist, God is a woman and she's pissed, free marjuana, stop war, give blood... play hockey, give peace a chance, more fucking peace, pink goddamn ribbons, shitloads of rainbow stuff, pro-choice, pro-life, my next car will be electric, my other car is electric, my other car is also electric, share the road, share the woad, snails r fun, habitat for humanity............... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2011, 03:34 PM	#56
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	and that's only the cars that aren't covered in macdonalds happy toys and the like. i heard that's just an ann arbor thing, so i took a picture of one for you lot, but never posted it. I'll see if I can find it. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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