What's upsetting you today? - Page 421

monster · 03-08-2011, 01:25 PM

Well the numbness is just about gone, so I ate a Packzi and got fatter.

While I was waiting for the anaesthetic to kick in, they forced me to watch Ellen and the commercials were on. There was a buy one get one free deal on at a plastic surgery clinic and as the offer flashed up, boobs were shown in the back ground. Srsly, with a few exceptions, who's going to buy one tit?

I'd have liposuction/tummy tuck. Is that two procedures? Have I already used up my "free"? Of course I'd never actually have elective surgery, but you know... I'd love to be thinner, I'm failing using the willpower/diet/exercise approach. badly

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2011, 01:59 PM

I know what you mean. I think if I could just take a machete and slice my belly off, then maybe glue it back together...

I'll do really great then fail, then fail then do really great.

I think we're forgetting something: we're awesome just as we are.

Undertoad · 03-08-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I was thinking about dating my dead dentist, before he was dead.

It's the old Buddy Hackett joke.

A woman goes to the dentist and he tells her she needs a root canal.

"Oh no a root canal! The last one I had was terrible. I'd rather go through childbirth again!"

"Well make up your mind, lady, I've got to adjust the chair."

monster · 03-08-2011, 02:08 PM

And now I've wasted the whole day feeling sorry for myself.

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2011, 02:18 PM

That helps, make yourself feel bad for feeling badly.

I've felt sorry for myself all day but I've still accomplished some stuff. Now THAT'S tenacity.

monster · 03-08-2011, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

That helps, make yourself feel bad for feeling badly.

Yup, that's me all over. hmph.

Shawnee123 · 03-08-2011, 02:35 PM

Peas in a pod, it seems.

Whirled Peas.

monster · 03-08-2011, 04:06 PM

Just what I wished for.....

limey · 03-08-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

And then, Shawnee chuckled.

I like when Shawnee chuckles ...

monster · 03-08-2011, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by limey

I like when Shawnee chuckles ...

..because you know you'll soon be receiving a supply of hobo offal for your haggis business?

Shawnee123 · 03-09-2011, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by limey

I like when Shawnee chuckles ...

Chuck likes it too!

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Originally Posted by monster

..because you know you'll soon be receiving a supply of hobo offal for your haggis business?

Which got me thinking. We should be prepared to start a post-apocalyptic restaurant chain: The Offal House.

Zombies be stumblin' in around 2:30 a.m. after the bars close (monster, I bet a lot of them hang out at Z's) saying "I'm so hungry I could eat some whores!"

monster · 03-09-2011, 07:24 AM

I just got an email from Hector's Hockey team. Apparently it was naive of me not to realise that he would be expected to take a day off school to play in a local tournament.

glatt · 03-09-2011, 07:26 AM

Your priorities are obviously out of whack.

monster · 03-09-2011, 07:29 AM

It's a fucking house team and the season is over. Now I get to be the bad guy if I say no. He's their only goalie, no-one else has been in net all year because he's never missed a game. He's looking forward to the tourney. but it's not OK. you don't just dump school. I'm in shock. And beest's too busy at work to discuss it now. Which is not his fault, but I don't know what to do

Shawnee123 · 03-09-2011, 07:35 AM

My niece was invited to play on a travelling softball team that would keep her away from home, sometimes school, sometimes overnight. She's freaking 10 years old. Brother was like "yeah, no. I know you love softball and are very good at it, but that's unreasonable."

Why would they schedule tournaments like that? Isn't that what weekends are for?

(Side note: cubey guy is playing pouty face with me today. Whuddever. It'll give him more to talk about. If people aren't talking about you, I guess you're boring.)

03-08-2011, 01:25 PM	#6301
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Well the numbness is just about gone, so I ate a Packzi and got fatter. While I was waiting for the anaesthetic to kick in, they forced me to watch Ellen and the commercials were on. There was a buy one get one free deal on at a plastic surgery clinic and as the offer flashed up, boobs were shown in the back ground. Srsly, with a few exceptions, who's going to buy one tit? I'd have liposuction/tummy tuck. Is that two procedures? Have I already used up my "free"? Of course I'd never actually have elective surgery, but you know... I'd love to be thinner, I'm failing using the willpower/diet/exercise approach. badly __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-08-2011, 01:59 PM	#6302
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I know what you mean. I think if I could just take a machete and slice my belly off, then maybe glue it back together... I'll do really great then fail, then fail then do really great. I think we're forgetting something: we're awesome just as we are. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-08-2011, 02:08 PM	#6304
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	And now I've wasted the whole day feeling sorry for myself. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-08-2011, 02:18 PM	#6305
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That helps, make yourself feel bad for feeling badly. I've felt sorry for myself all day but I've still accomplished some stuff. Now THAT'S tenacity. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-08-2011, 02:35 PM	#6307
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Peas in a pod, it seems. Whirled Peas. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-08-2011, 04:06 PM	#6308
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Just what I wished for..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-09-2011, 07:24 AM	#6312
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I just got an email from Hector's Hockey team. Apparently it was naive of me not to realise that he would be expected to take a day off school to play in a local tournament. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-09-2011, 07:26 AM	#6313
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Your priorities are obviously out of whack.

03-09-2011, 07:29 AM	#6314
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It's a fucking house team and the season is over. Now I get to be the bad guy if I say no. He's their only goalie, no-one else has been in net all year because he's never missed a game. He's looking forward to the tourney. but it's not OK. you don't just dump school. I'm in shock. And beest's too busy at work to discuss it now. Which is not his fault, but I don't know what to do __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-09-2011, 07:35 AM	#6315
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	My niece was invited to play on a travelling softball team that would keep her away from home, sometimes school, sometimes overnight. She's freaking 10 years old. Brother was like "yeah, no. I know you love softball and are very good at it, but that's unreasonable." Why would they schedule tournaments like that? Isn't that what weekends are for? (Side note: cubey guy is playing pouty face with me today. Whuddever. It'll give him more to talk about. If people aren't talking about you, I guess you're boring.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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