PSA: Dave isn't really gone.

Hubris Boy · 11-30-2003, 11:23 AM

Despite recent indications to the contrary, Dave- the prolific Cellar poster and bon vivant- has not really departed in a snit.

No, this is just an elaborate ruse to explain his extended absence while he is on his honeymoon!

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November 29, 2003

NEW YORK -- Guitarist Dave Navarro married TV vixen Carmen Electra last weekend at a hotel in Las Vegas, according to People magazine.

Sharon Osbourne was one of the bridesmaids. About 200 guests were greeted by men in black wearing red masks, a nod to one of the couple's favorite films, "Eyes Wide Shut."

The wedding took place in a Garden of Eden, with walls of water, flowered metal vines and a white python, People reported.

MTV has been filming their engagement and wedding and will broadcast it next year.

Electra, a former "Baywatch" star, who was married briefly to former Chicago Bulls star Dennis Rodman, said she realized her attraction to Navarro while watching a Red Hot Chili Peppers special on television. Navarro has since re-joined Jane's Addiction.

"My hairdresser knew him really well and wanted to introduce us. A year later, when I was starting to heal from my divorce, we went on a blind date," she said in a Jane magazine interview in 2001. "He's smart and funny and because he's gone through hard times, he doesn't live in fear."

Navarro said he knew he was in love when he saw her.

"She had on this white fur coat, her hair down, and her eyes pierced my heart from 20 yards away," Navarro said. "The first thing I did was buy her 1,200 pairs of sunglasses to cover up those eyes. I couldn't risk anyone else having the same reaction."

AP

Way to go, Dave!

slang · 11-30-2003, 11:36 AM

"Navarro said he knew he was in <strike>love</strike> lust when he saw her."

(57 attempts later, I get it right)

xoxoxoBruce · 11-30-2003, 01:56 PM

Yeah but take away the body, looks, money and fame, what have you got? Dennis Rodman's reject. :p

Elspode · 11-30-2003, 08:57 PM

Proof that Rodman is, indeed, insane.

99 44/100% pure · 12-01-2003, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by slang
"Navarro said he knew he was in <strike>love</strike> lust when he saw her."

(57 attempts later, I get it right)

Slang, thanks so much for showing us how to do that strike thingee; I've been trying to figure it out! I am curious to know how hard it was for Carmen to 'heal' from her divorce -- didn't the marriage last for something like 45 minutes?

scarsremindme · 07-24-2005, 01:04 AM

Haha did you check out his co-host for that new Rock Star show. Very similar don't you think?

07-24-2005, 04:15 AM

Slang! You're back! Are you out on parole or did you escape?

Griff · 07-24-2005, 06:37 AM

That's an old post Mari.

07-24-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

That's an old post Mari.

Yeah, I was just wondering if Scarsremindme was Slang's new reincarnation.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-24-2005, 02:50 PM

Well thanks, scarsremindme, for bringing back that picture.
And welcome to the Cellar.

scarsremindme · 07-24-2005, 05:06 PM

Nope I am new to the boards..thanks for the welcome. Hey does anyone know what Dave is doing beside the whole Rock Star show? New album?

wolf · 07-24-2005, 05:27 PM

The story is entirely too long to explain, but the short version is we don't give a shit about Dave Navarro, if that's what you're asking.

07-24-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by scarsremindme

Nope I am new to the boards..thanks for the welcome. Hey does anyone know what Dave is doing beside the whole Rock Star show? New album?

Sorry for the case of mistaken idenity, scarsremindme, but welcome. I don't know much about Dave, either.

Queen of the Ryche · 07-25-2005, 10:22 AM

Dave and Tommy Lee just opened "Rokbar" here in L.A. Now you know.

cjjulie · 07-25-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche

Dave and Tommy Lee just opened "Rokbar" here in L.A. Now you know.

"A nice mellow bar."

View Poll Results: What do YOU think about Dave's absence?
Huh? Dave who?	1	9.09%
Nice rack! Too bad Dave can't see them in stereo!	2	18.18%
Why are we still talking about this?	8	72.73%
CowboyNeal!	0	0%
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11-30-2003, 11:36 AM	#2
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	"Navarro said he knew he was in <strike>love</strike> lust when he saw her." (57 attempts later, I get it right) Last edited by slang; 11-30-2003 at 11:38 AM.

11-30-2003, 01:56 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah but take away the body, looks, money and fame, what have you got? Dennis Rodman's reject. :p __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-30-2003, 08:57 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Proof that Rodman is, indeed, insane. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-24-2005, 06:37 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That's an old post Mari. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-24-2005, 01:04 AM	#6
scarsremindme Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2	Haha did you check out his co-host for that new Rock Star show. Very similar don't you think?

07-24-2005, 04:15 AM	#7
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Slang! You're back! Are you out on parole or did you escape?

07-24-2005, 02:50 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well thanks, scarsremindme, for bringing back that picture. And welcome to the Cellar. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-24-2005, 05:06 PM	#11
scarsremindme Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2	Nope I am new to the boards..thanks for the welcome. Hey does anyone know what Dave is doing beside the whole Rock Star show? New album?

07-24-2005, 05:27 PM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The story is entirely too long to explain, but the short version is we don't give a shit about Dave Navarro, if that's what you're asking. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-25-2005, 10:22 AM	#14
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Dave and Tommy Lee just opened "Rokbar" here in L.A. Now you know. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

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