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Old 12-07-2006, 12:14 PM   #1
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Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle




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Old 12-07-2006, 03:58 PM   #2
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11. Delusional - Good King Elspode

12. Pre-Menstrual - Deck the Halls, You Lazy Ass Sack of Shit Who Doesn't Care About Anything but Football and Tits

13. Sex-Addicted - Oh Come, Come, Come Now! Emmanuel

14. Sado-Mascochistic - God, Whip Me, Mary, Gentlemen...

15. Kleptomaniac - All I Want for Christmas is Your Two TVs
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:02 PM   #3
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11. Delusional - Good King Elspode

12. Pre-Menstrual - Deck the Halls, You Lazy Ass Sack of Shit Who Doesn't Care About Anything but Football and Tits

13. Sex-Addicted - Oh Come, Come, Come Now! Emmanuel

14. Sado-Mascochistic - God, Whip Me, Mary, Gentlemen...

15. Kleptomaniac - All I Want for Christmas is Your Two TVs

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Old 12-07-2006, 04:09 PM   #4
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i tried, but mine suck

nympho: blew christmas.

it's so 3rd grade
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:31 AM   #5
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I expect that I will receive this from at least five people I know before the Christmas season is over, three or more of whom are coworkers, because they think it is clever.
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Old 12-08-2006, 07:14 AM   #6
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12. Pre-Menstrual - Deck the Halls, You Lazy Ass Sack of Shit Who Doesn't Care About Anything but Football and Tits

fucking great
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:53 PM   #7
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16 Amnesia - I Don't Know If I'll Be Home for Christmas

17 Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My House

18 Senile Dementia - Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

19 Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

20 Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
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