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Old 08-10-2010, 02:27 AM   #16
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What if you really fookin' suffer and you end up being the Diet Coke of art?
Then, at least, you'll be rich.
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:10 AM   #17
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I can remember when Woody Allen was funny.
It's more an intelligent humor. Morons don't get such lines as:

My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum Girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?

High Macha Of Rashpur: It is written, "he who makes the best egg salad shall rule over heaven and earth." Don't ask me why egg salad - I've got enough aggravation.

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.


Yeah, it's no Adam Sandler, but it's good stuff.

classic prolly hates jews, too
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:11 AM   #18
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I am an island.
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