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View Poll Results: What brought about your downfall?
Meddling kids 5 17.24%
Son of a past rival 0 0%
Professor Alberwich, your old nemesis 2 6.90%
CIA plot 3 10.34%
Stench from the corpses 3 10.34%
Jilted lover 2 6.90%
Cursed bad luck 3 10.34%
Stool pigeons 2 6.90%
Corporate conspiracy 2 6.90%
Untimely coincidence 3 10.34%
Other (please explain) 9 31.03%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 07-15-2009, 12:21 PM   #16
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My cape got caught in the revolving door.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:29 PM   #17
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It's never too late, when first you don't succeed try try again, there is no 'sex' in 'success', and all that. You can plan your takeover using this handy Evil Plan form.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:53 PM   #18
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Heh, I hadn't even gone so far as to remember where I'd stolen that!
My parents used to watch Hee-Haw every Saturday night. It's pretty much imprinted.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:05 PM   #19
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My parents used to watch Hee-Haw every Saturday night. It's pretty much imprinted.
As did I! Who didn't love some Hee-Haw?
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:08 PM   #20
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We were on a Hee Haw kick at work week before last. Repeatedly playing the "Where Oh Where are you tonight" song.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:09 PM   #21
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SAL-UTE!
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:15 PM   #22
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It was the sharks.

Or maybe the dolphins?
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:23 PM   #23
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:35 PM   #24
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I searched the world over and tried to find true love.....
You met another and phhhhhttttt!!- you were gone.
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Old 07-22-2009, 11:24 AM   #25
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Old 07-22-2009, 12:25 PM   #26
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i voted untimely coincidence.


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Old 07-22-2009, 12:27 PM   #27
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Is it too late to change my vote to woot.com?
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Old 07-22-2009, 02:00 PM   #28
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Alberwich was over-rated.
I have had many nemesi, but have trounced most of them with a combination of charm, wit and infected syringes.

For me it was the classic genius burnout - diminished confidence.
Once I lost the belief that I (and my cat) really could run the world, it all seemed a little pointless.
These days, even making unfounded complaints about the staff in Tesco's meet the limits of my internal evil.
But she did bruise my bananas. She did. And I bet they have CCTV to back it up.

I just wish I was an alien instead of an evil genius.
might have a chace of shagging the Doctor or the Captain then.
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Old 07-22-2009, 06:32 PM   #29
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The Captain would shag an evil genius.
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Old 07-22-2009, 08:23 PM   #30
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Yeah. Take note.
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