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09-09-2008, 01:03 PM | #1 |
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Brianna Ice Cream
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09-09-2008, 08:43 PM | #2 |
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Ooooh, there's a thought - peel, lick, nibble...nom nom nom.
(Apologies to Brianna's dignity)
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
09-09-2008, 09:04 PM | #3 |
To shreds, you say?
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I think her dignity was a casualty of the chemo, so I hope you're happy you brought that up Zen. Nice one.
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09-09-2008, 09:09 PM | #4 |
Doctor Wtf
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: looks ashamed :
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
09-09-2008, 11:05 PM | #5 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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I dunno...I'd like to lick her until she melted and ran down my chin.
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10-09-2008, 07:47 AM | #6 |
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Ah, you boys are very nice. Foot is quite right, though. I've lost all my dignity and along with it all my sex appeal. I have now entered the Era of the CRONE.
I am now officially a crone. Not a cougar, not a MILF, a crone! I am, as you may well suspect, feeling sorry for my little self right about now. I am wallowing a bit. I am feeling that if religion is the opium of the masses then vodka is the vodka of the masses and I would like some right about now. Then I think, no---you are not allowed the blessed oblivion available to so many so freely. Non! You must face this terror with both eyes open..! ----and, it pretty much goes on from there until I'm singing tunes from Les Miz. sigh.
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10-09-2008, 07:52 AM | #7 |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Sobriety is very appealing. You make better choices, save money, say stupid shit and don't have near as many regrets
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10-11-2008, 10:56 AM | #8 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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You say this like crones are undesireable. Not so.
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10-11-2008, 11:06 AM | #9 |
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An ice cream crone?
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10-11-2008, 11:07 AM | #10 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Bwaaahaaaaaa
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10-11-2008, 11:12 AM | #11 |
The future is unwritten
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Yea, a Brianna ice cream crone. They say stick a mini-marshmallow in the bottom so it won't get messy, but I'd rather nibble the bottom and suck the juice out.
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10-11-2008, 11:18 AM | #12 | |
To shreds, you say?
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So while chemo may have brought on early menopause, we're going to need to see a consistent display of wisdom, maturity, *cough*poopyhead*cough*, and spiritual transforamtion, and topless pictures of you and Juniper making out, before we'll let you call yourself a crone.
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10-11-2008, 11:41 AM | #13 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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You tell her. Bri is about as far from cronedom as she could possibly be!
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10-15-2008, 10:30 PM | #14 |
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Some of you have really, really messy sex lives. Although mini marshmallows are inherently cute, even stuffed into a bellybutton. And it's fun seeing how long you could keep a mini marshmallow balanced on your clit...
Now if you want to do something really silly with all that, use extra-virgin olive oil...
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10-16-2008, 03:54 AM | #15 |
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[shudder] I discovered a stray marshmallow the morning after food games with my partner. It wasn't very nice by then. [/shudder]
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