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Old 01-06-2006, 02:36 PM   #1
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Worth 10 Points!!!

Math prof (title of class: Math for people who Hate Math and will Not be Math Majors and Promise to Never Hold Positions Requiring Math Competency-Ever) gave us this problem, worth ten actual points, to anyone who can solve it: HELP ME! (Yes, I'm begging.)

You buy 100 lbs of cucumbers. Cukes are 99% water. In a few days they later dry out to 98% water. How much do they weigh?

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Old 01-06-2006, 02:40 PM   #2
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My first intuitive answer is that they still weigh 100 lbs.


That's just my FIRST THOUGHT and we all know I am NOT responsible for my FIRST thought.
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:49 PM   #3
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GD it!!!!!!!!

I googled it and NO ONE will tell me the answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gd math!!!


(lack of response to thread indicates: A)--no one cares about me
B) NO ONE KNOWS THE ANSWER!!
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:54 PM   #4
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Math prof (title of class: Math for people who Hate Math and will Not be Math Majors and Promise to Never Hold Positions Requiring Math Competency-Ever) gave us this problem, worth ten actual points, to anyone who can solve it: HELP ME! (Yes, I'm begging.)

You buy 100 lbs of cucumbers. Cukes are 99% water. In a few days they later dry out to 98% water. How much do they weigh?

Oral sex to anyone who can give me the CORRECT answer.
They originally weigh 100 lbs, 99 lbs of which is water. They loose 1% of their water weight, which is .99 lbs, so the water represents 98.01 lbs. Add to that the weight of the non-water portion of the cucumbers (1 lb) and the weight of the cucumbers after a few days is 98.01 + 1 = 99.01 lbs. But the answer might just as easily be Belgium. I'm feeling a woody already!
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:54 PM   #5
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http://www.foodreference.com/html/fcucumber.html

this page says they are 95% water. i say it's a trick question and you should be awarded full credit.
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Old 01-06-2006, 02:58 PM   #6
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are you even sure that they are cucumbers?





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Old 01-06-2006, 03:03 PM   #7
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are you even sure that they are cucumbers?





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Old 01-06-2006, 03:10 PM   #8
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:27 PM   #9
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not the answer I am looking for.


Think up!!!
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:31 PM   #10
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So when does "Spexxvet,Be Gentle" get the reward?
Can I watch? Take pictures?
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:33 PM   #11
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did he win?
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:38 PM   #12
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He lost, I googled it, it's a tricky thing, I won't give it away.
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:41 PM   #13
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50lb (no googling)
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:45 PM   #14
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If you've got 100 lbs that is 99% water, it means you've got 99lbs of water and 1 lb of solid cucumber mass. So if you lose 1% of the water, you're losing 1% of 99lbs.

99 x .01 = .99 lbs.

99 - .99 = 98.01 lbs

This means you have 1 lbs of solid cucumber mass plus 98.01 lbs of water for a grand total of 99.01 lbs.
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Old 01-06-2006, 03:46 PM   #15
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You're not losing 1% of the water.
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