Naughty Naughty

Trilby · 10-28-2012, 08:46 AM

Or, An Ode to the Most Hallowed of Eves:

Halloween is when the witches ride
Halloween is when the bitches writhe

In their castles made of muck
Trick-or-treat girls like to fuck

Trick-or-treat and eat you up!
At your hand they will sup...

Fill themselves on bone and brine-
Get your own girl!
I've got mine!

JBKlyde · 10-29-2012, 01:24 AM

golf clap.. ((clap clap))

Trilby · 10-29-2012, 07:36 AM

I don't know what that means- golf clap. Like a really quiet clap? Is this your way of insulting me? If so, it's not really specific, is it? And I didn't post it for YOU anyway. I posted it for me.

i thought it was cute. And fun. I like cute and fun. I also like my reading materials, esp. if they are 'creative' - to be short. you see, jbk, Brevity is the soul of wit.

I never read long poems, even if it's by Tennyson or Byron (hell, I never read Byron at all) or even long poems by people I really love (to read) b/c, frankly, a poem should be a condensed version of some experience or thought or whatever. If you want to write an epic or even a three-pager, unless it's pretty damn thrilling I'm not going to read it. I studied 19th C. British texts (gawd awful!) 19th C. British novels (Jane Austen - I CAN"T STAND HER!; or Dickens; Wilkie Collins was...okay) and 19thC. poetry. Oh, lord. Keats was the only one I could really stand and i think that's coz he died so young he didn't have time to get tedious.

I like Oscar Wilde. I like charming versus tedious. If I have to slog thru a rats nest of esoteric meaning or some complicated manufactured feeling to read a poem I'll just skip it and go to the limerick. Esp. the dirty ones. It must be the Irish tavern wench in me.

Trilby · 10-29-2012, 07:50 AM

Ps - I also read some 17th C. British stuff but, man, that time is too far gone. Like a lot of the jokes were totally lost on me b/c they were jokes of the time; like today. Like if you tried to show an episode of saturday night live to an audience 200 years in the future they wouldn't get it, either, unless they knew all the history about the time and could get the references. Like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin- that is some funny shit but in 200 years hardly anyone will recall Sarah Palin or get why Tina Fey was so funny about her.

jimhelm · 10-30-2012, 10:30 AM

A golf clap is two fingers into the opposite palm. quiet, respectful, approving.

... an odd choice of clap for a raunchy poem... but then consider the source... i doubt any offense was intended.

I liked it... I like when poems cause imagery to go off in my head.

Trilby · 10-30-2012, 02:07 PM

Thank you for both
explaining the golf clap & liking my poim.

jimhelm · 10-30-2012, 03:10 PM

poast moar poims plese

Trilby · 10-31-2012, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

poast moar poims plese

I will.

As soon as my fingers thaw out.

I'm fucking freezing up in here!

10-28-2012, 08:46 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Naughty Naughty Or, An Ode to the Most Hallowed of Eves: Halloween is when the witches ride Halloween is when the bitches writhe In their castles made of muck Trick-or-treat girls like to fuck Trick-or-treat and eat you up! At your hand they will sup... Fill themselves on bone and brine- Get your own girl! I've got mine! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-29-2012, 07:36 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I don't know what that means- golf clap. Like a really quiet clap? Is this your way of insulting me? If so, it's not really specific, is it? And I didn't post it for YOU anyway. I posted it for me. i thought it was cute. And fun. I like cute and fun. I also like my reading materials, esp. if they are 'creative' - to be short. you see, jbk, Brevity is the soul of wit. I never read long poems, even if it's by Tennyson or Byron (hell, I never read Byron at all) or even long poems by people I really love (to read) b/c, frankly, a poem should be a condensed version of some experience or thought or whatever. If you want to write an epic or even a three-pager, unless it's pretty damn thrilling I'm not going to read it. I studied 19th C. British texts (gawd awful!) 19th C. British novels (Jane Austen - I CAN"T STAND HER!; or Dickens; Wilkie Collins was...okay) and 19thC. poetry. Oh, lord. Keats was the only one I could really stand and i think that's coz he died so young he didn't have time to get tedious. I like Oscar Wilde. I like charming versus tedious. If I have to slog thru a rats nest of esoteric meaning or some complicated manufactured feeling to read a poem I'll just skip it and go to the limerick. Esp. the dirty ones. It must be the Irish tavern wench in me. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 10-29-2012 at 07:46 AM.

10-29-2012, 07:50 AM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ps - I also read some 17th C. British stuff but, man, that time is too far gone. Like a lot of the jokes were totally lost on me b/c they were jokes of the time; like today. Like if you tried to show an episode of saturday night live to an audience 200 years in the future they wouldn't get it, either, unless they knew all the history about the time and could get the references. Like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin- that is some funny shit but in 200 years hardly anyone will recall Sarah Palin or get why Tina Fey was so funny about her. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-30-2012, 10:30 AM	#5
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	A golf clap is two fingers into the opposite palm. quiet, respectful, approving. ... an odd choice of clap for a raunchy poem... but then consider the source... i doubt any offense was intended. I liked it... I like when poems cause imagery to go off in my head. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

10-30-2012, 02:07 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Thank you for both explaining the golf clap & liking my poim. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-29-2012, 01:24 AM	#2
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	golf clap.. ((clap clap))

10-30-2012, 03:10 PM	#7
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	poast moar poims plese __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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