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Old 03-16-2003, 06:17 AM   #61
Uryoces
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Originally posted by Beestie
Rent a movie featuring this act (not a porn flick but an otherwise ok flik that has a scene of it).
Caligula and Deliverance are not recommended films.
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I think directness is usually the best way ... "I've been doing some reading about, er, 'alternative' intercourse, and, I have to admit, it's kind of interesting. What do you think about it?"
Ding, ding, ding! Winner!

Mom's in a small box, got to be careful not to sneeze around her...
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Old 03-16-2003, 02:46 PM   #62
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After all this why not just buy a manual, set of spanners, drip tray, can of oil and a pair of overalls, she may get the hint.
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Old 03-22-2003, 07:54 AM   #63
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Tom Sawyer! Let her watch you change the oil while you tell her how much fun it is. Before you know it she'll be paying you to let her change the oil. Simple.
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