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Old 01-23-2011, 11:26 AM   #1
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U R A TOOL

U know you are.

Im not though.

so fuck you.
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Old 01-23-2011, 11:42 AM   #2
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Screwdriver or hammer?
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Old 01-23-2011, 01:38 PM   #3
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Old 01-24-2011, 12:50 AM   #4
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Old 01-24-2011, 01:42 AM   #5
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Old 01-24-2011, 01:42 AM   #6
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Old 01-24-2011, 08:39 AM   #7
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Old 01-24-2011, 12:37 PM   #8
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On my sharper days, I may rise to the level of a club, like the one famously brandished in the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Old 01-24-2011, 12:44 PM   #9
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Old 01-24-2011, 12:50 PM   #10
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U R A tool
so don't forget it
You're just a silly wrench that's lying there
So if I ask to pick you up
it doesn't mean you mean that much to me...
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Old 01-24-2011, 01:35 PM   #11
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:40 PM   #12
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Old 01-24-2011, 02:55 PM   #13
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Old 01-24-2011, 03:11 PM   #14
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(damn that's twice today i've run from you!)
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:11 PM   #15
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